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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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Now this IS ageing gracefully. Well worth a watch
Blog Posted:11/19/2012 2:37:00 AM

 

A sweet old lady is asked to say Grace at a gathering of "Seniors at Home" caregivers, and she brought down the house about 90 seconds into her prayer.  Enjoy!
 

This is really good it takes about 7 minutes but is well worth it.
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  1. Date: 11/24/2012 7:27:00 AM
    yes Mandy I was laughing so much. Her timing is excellent... Seren

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  1. Date: 11/19/2012 10:21:00 PM
    oh, dear, 7 min, just too long for me, sweetie, but maybe later I will try to see it!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/20/2012 12:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha ha that's what I thought but I really enjoyed it xx
  1. Date: 11/19/2012 6:43:00 PM
    She is too funny! Mandy I love what you do with your blogs. I've never read any of them without laughter! Thank you!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/20/2012 12:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Scribe I appreciate that xx
  1. Date: 11/19/2012 4:40:00 PM
    Thanks for keeping all our spirits UP! Happy Turkey day!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/20/2012 12:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    H,i poor turkey I will be thinking of you and him on your thanksgiving day xx
  1. Date: 11/19/2012 12:31:00 PM
    I really loved that fiesty old lady... PS. I'm still hiding from last Thanksgiving... They may want leftovers... Tho perhaps not that old of leftovers...LOL

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/19/2012 1:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    keep your head down, it's close wasn't she brill xx
  1. Date: 11/19/2012 9:51:00 AM
    excellent, the best way to get old is to laugh with it. this is very funny

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/19/2012 9:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Isn't she a star xx
  1. Date: 11/19/2012 7:43:00 AM
    Sooo funny! Thanks Mandy, I needed that laugh this morning. Happy thanksgiving! poor girl! yes, i also hide during the week of Thanksgiving! hugs, Catie :)

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/19/2012 9:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Robert sent it me and I have just found it out again it is so good xx
  1. Date: 11/19/2012 4:37:00 AM
    Mandy its hilarious. will pass on to others ...Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 11/19/2012 9:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    It's brill I think she is amazing xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
TWO PRIESTS
Date Posted: 6/18/2013 5:37:00 AM
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP lol
Date Posted: 6/17/2013 7:22:00 AM
Scared To Death
Date Posted: 6/14/2013 12:24:00 PM
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME WELL
Date Posted: 6/10/2013 6:44:00 AM
10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER OVER THE WEEKEND. HAVE A GOOD ONE
Date Posted: 6/8/2013 4:36:00 AM
Make me a Woman
Date Posted: 6/7/2013 1:22:00 AM
WHAT A DIFFERENCE 30 YEARS MAKES
Date Posted: 6/5/2013 5:54:00 AM
Feeling Tired or Your Age
Date Posted: 6/4/2013 11:33:00 AM
TURKEY AND THE BULL
Date Posted: 6/3/2013 2:52:00 AM
NEW HEALTH INFORMATION
Date Posted: 5/30/2013 11:39:00 AM
25 SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP
Date Posted: 5/28/2013 8:05:00 AM
Why Alcohol should be introduced at work
Date Posted: 5/27/2013 4:44:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/25/2013 2:14:00 AM
More useful phrases to use at work
Date Posted: 5/24/2013 3:23:00 AM
Useful phrases to use at work
Date Posted: 5/23/2013 8:31:00 AM
Corny Ones
Date Posted: 5/21/2013 10:28:00 AM
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
MAN + WOMAN =
Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
6/18/2013Mandy and Vienna coupletsCoupletfunny,
6/18/2013Beyond Apprehension MalaprismRhymehumorous,
6/17/2013PegasusRhymemythology,
6/17/2013Where The Foxes WanderRhymenature,
6/17/2013Above The CloudsVerseworld,
6/16/2013Remembering WhenVersememory,
6/16/2013It's YoursLight Poetrylove,
6/16/2013Introduction To a NovelNarrativeevil,fear,
6/14/2013Ten Minutes To DecideVersefeelings,
6/14/2013A Summer CoupletCoupletsummer,
6/14/2013SorryLimericksorry,
6/13/2013Lyrics to Le Jardin d'Adonis Music Pierre Bensusan Lyrics GGLyricromance,
6/12/2013Mr DoggyRhymehumorous,
6/10/2013Blue Jeans And PearlsVerseenvironment,
6/9/2013One ChanceCoupletromance,
6/8/2013My Very First TimeVersehumorous,memory,
6/7/2013Let The River FlowCoupletmetaphor,
6/3/2013We Didn't ListenRhymemurder,violence,
5/27/2013Dreams or RealityCoupletdream,
5/24/2013haiku 5Haikukiss,
5/24/2013To Young To DiePantoumdeath,war,
5/24/2013I Never Thought It Would Be Like thisVersewar,
5/23/2013ABC of LoveABClove,
5/23/2013Touched By Your FlameSonnetpassion,
5/21/2013Why there were no Unicorns on Noah's ArkCoupletanimal,
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