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Last Call-Poetry Soup Year-End Awards...only a few days left to vote!


Blog Posted:12/9/2011 9:43:00 AM

Poetry Soup Year-End Awards…Most Likely To…Please VOTE!!!

First, thanks to everyone who has voted.  If you haven't voted yet, you have only a few days left!  Remember, this is just for fun!  I know you guys are all good sports and that makes me very happy!  :)

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So I thought it would be fun to have some year-end Poetrysoup awards….sort of like yearbook superlatives.  

 *I’m not a fan of the traditional superlatives such as ‘most likely to succeed’, ‘best smile,’ etc.  Those are LAME!!!  So, these are spiced up a little.  Please vote for two people for each category.  You may do so publically in this blog or soupmail me if you don’t want to go on record publically.  I will keep your votes confidential.  You have until noon on December 20, 2011, to get your votes in.  I will then compile the winners and announce them on Wednesday, Dec. 28, so you can think of it as a late Christmas present of sorts but without the ribbon J

 *If it is too long for soupmail, please PM me to ask for my regular email address…or you may use more than one soupmail message-whatever you’d like J

 Have fun with it!  We are all good sports here at the Soup!

1. Travel Buddy Award:  Who would you most like to go on a trip with?

2. Rally Buddy Award:  Who would you most like to sit next to in the slammer after a protest?

3. Final Words Award:  Who would you most like to give your elegy?

4. Duct Tape Award:  Who would you least like to give your elegy?

5. Johnny Cochran Award:  Who would you most want to see represent you in court? “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”

6. Betty Crocker Award:  Who would you most like to cook you a yummy meatloaf?

7. All Things Trivia Award:  Who would you recruit to be your partner in Trivia Pursuit?

8. June Cleaver Award:  Who would you most like to adopt as your second mom?

9. John Hughes Award:  Whose screenplay would you most like to star in?

10. Donald Trump Award:  Who would you most like to go into business with?

11. Herman Who? Award:  Who would you most like to see run for president?

13. Steven Tyler Award:  Who would you most like to ‘rock out’ with at a concert?

14. Howdy Officer Award:  Who is most likely to flirt their way out of a speeding ticket?

15. Jager Bomb Award:  Who would you most like to see do a shot?

16.  Enron Award:  Who is most likely to have their business shut down by the government?

17. Really, Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid Award:  Who is most likely to start a cult on accident?

18. Jobs Reincarnate:  Who is most likely to be the next Steve Jobs (RIP Steve J)

19.  Opps I did it again:  Who is most likely to be caught with Brittany Spears or Justin Bieber on their ipod?

20. Scrooge Award:  Who is most likely to think this is a really bad idea? J

 *You may vote for yourself if you feel you best fit the category, too :)

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 5:59:00 PM
    Awesome Tracie! I really thought you were 20 something...well you look it anyway hon so be proud to look young :)

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 4:22:00 PM
    Hugs back to you Nikko & Natalie...hey at 39 i'll take a gorgeous 20 yo comment any day hehe :D.. Luv ya Nat and Nikko..your behind is safe lol xxx

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 2:02:00 PM
    Thanks Chris and Carol-You votes have been tallied. If anyone else has votes....please feel free to post or soupmail me :)

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 11:59:00 AM
    Just trolling the comments lol. I gave up on the Beauty Pageant because of the lack of voter turn out. But, this awards ceremony is much more interesting. Natalie, thanks for filling in the void.

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 11:15:00 AM
    You have Soupy Mail

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 11:10:00 AM
    Hey it's still going on? I had wondered what happened to the results!!!

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 10:27:00 AM
    hehehe, well then good thing I got some good padding ;p lol! Thanks for being such a sweet sport :) hugs to you and Tracie ^_^

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 10:20:00 AM
    You are too cute Nikko-I didn't mean to embarrass you! Please not worries (now Tracie may kick your behind :) )!

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 10:17:00 AM
    and as for Chris-- yuppo. Chris, bug, bug, bug, bugging you for the beauty awards! oh shucks I saw my comment below, I will leave it as is to remind me, heehee....*blush*!

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 10:15:00 AM
    OH MY GOSH o_O---You should see me right now.... I am BLUSHING and had to make a loud squeak when I saw your comment!! I am So Sorry, Natalie!! Oh shucks, blush, blush, blush, blush-- oh can I say blush again?? I am so embarrassed--eep,!! You and Tracie are both gorgeous and sweet ladies, and I'd be happy to be called Natalie or Tracie---could it be the -ie that's the culprit? Ok, really it's my fault ;)-- my head's floating (as usual) --sorry sweetie Natalie!

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 9:58:00 AM
    Nikko my dear...I love when you guys mistake me for a gorgeous 20 year old (hope Tracie is not too offended by it b/c it happens often-luv ya Tracie). I also wonder why we never got Chris' results...you should bug him about it!

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  1. Date: 12/9/2011 9:49:00 AM
    Oh! Thank you for the reminder, Tracie ^_^, thanks for posting this again-- I will definitely vote soon, shucks I got a feeling I will be sending you my votes at the last minute in true crammer fashion ;) Hmm btw, speaking of PS awards, I wonder what ever happened to Chris' Soup Beauty Pageant???!

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