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“Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with shades of deeper meaning.”
~ Maya Angelou ~






Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..... lol


Blog Posted:12/5/2012 5:21:00 PM
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just............as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem annoyed in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

Hehe hope it made you giggle as much as it did me!!! 




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  1. Date: 12/8/2012 7:26:00 PM
    OMG! that was freakin hysterical! : )Thanks for the laughs I needed that.

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  1. Date: 12/6/2012 4:29:00 AM
    This si so funny just love it, still laughing, and now need a pee break lol xx

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  1. Date: 12/6/2012 1:38:00 AM
    Waaaaaaaaa Hahahahhahaha! ..."and farted"!! : )

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 12/6/2012 1:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Nice picture!! ; )
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 1:00:00 AM
    ha ha ahem ha ha.....

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 7:25:00 PM
    lol..Tracie... this is tooooooo funny... pd

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 7:00:00 PM
    Last time I got dragged to one of these [a Chippendale type thingie with half naked me???] I defended my honor with a chair LOL believe me they backed off!

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 6:51:00 PM
    Love this Tracie---LOL

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 5:53:00 PM
    I heard this one before but is is funnier when you share it, love the photo that goes with it, lol

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My Past Blog Posts

 
Homage Contest... Winners..
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Homage Contest...
Date Posted: 7/18/2013 9:58:00 PM
Thank you..you all did it *9 contest winners*
Date Posted: 1/19/2013 5:27:00 PM
A big apology xxx
Date Posted: 1/19/2013 3:36:00 AM
9 contest....
Date Posted: 1/9/2013 10:01:00 PM
Well...You did it, you gave me what I wanted... and so much more :)
Date Posted: 12/17/2012 10:05:00 PM
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!
Date Posted: 12/14/2012 2:33:00 AM
GiMmI WhAt I wAnT... Contest....
Date Posted: 12/11/2012 2:08:00 AM
Sorry...but I couldn't resist...... YES another Christmas blog..(insert moan) lol
Date Posted: 12/7/2012 4:20:00 AM
Congrats Tarot card poem winners...
Date Posted: 12/6/2012 8:13:00 PM
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..... lol
Date Posted: 12/5/2012 5:21:00 PM
A little bit about Me.. &.. Wiccan..
Date Posted: 11/8/2012 12:21:00 AM
....Cyndi....
Date Posted: 11/7/2012 4:17:00 AM
Excuse Me Poetry Soup Admin...
Date Posted: 11/6/2012 5:15:00 AM
Tarot Poem Contest....
Date Posted: 11/6/2012 4:59:00 AM
Super Natural... Believe it or Not...
Date Posted: 10/31/2012 5:30:00 AM
Stay Safe
Date Posted: 10/30/2012 1:09:00 AM
Congrats Spooky Ku Winners..
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Spring has sprung and cuteness....
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Dedication..
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~Paint the World~ Contest winners..
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As Requested...
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Paint the world contest...
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