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What Congucious Did Not Say


Blog Posted:4/10/2013 9:22:00 AM

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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  1. Date: 4/10/2013 4:22:00 PM
    Rose; I like this. It is funny. Rose i would like for you to check a poem that I just posted and let me know if you like it, if not I will take it off. Lucilla

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  1. Date: 4/10/2013 4:14:00 PM
    Love it Vie, LOL to add a couple more. She who fly upside down have crack-up. He who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky finger. sometime wisdom exceed sanity

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  1. Date: 4/10/2013 3:18:00 PM
    lol! good ones!

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  1. Date: 4/10/2013 12:07:00 PM
    loved it......lol...Seren

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  1. Date: 4/10/2013 11:36:00 AM
    Tiger wood!! : D! Very funny, Vienna!

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  1. Date: 4/10/2013 10:34:00 AM
    Ever heard this one? Confucius say: rape, no such thing...women with skirt up run faster than man with pants down...lol Linda

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 4/10/2013 11:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL!
  1. Date: 4/10/2013 10:26:00 AM
    oh Mystic these are brilliant ...your are naughty sometime but oh so nice lol xx

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