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I WAS ME


First I was me,

Selfish as can be,

Wanting everything from A to Z

And wanting it all for me.


Then I became we,

A part of an us.

I learned to share, give and take

I learned how to trust.


Next I was you,

Believe me it's true.

I would rather give than receive,

It was you I wanted to please.


Now I am them,

A family man.

Giving my children,

All that I can.


If you look real close,

It is easy to see,

I am older and wiser,

And no longer a me.





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Most Recent Blog Post


The Metaphor
Blog Posted:9/18/2012 4:57:00 PM

 

This immediately came to mind when I saw the Contest posting and subsequent blogs about the Metaphor contest.

I know this ages me, but here goes:  I remember a skit on the old show "Laugh In" where Artie Johnson, in his dirty old man persona, was asked to use the word "metaphor" in a sentence.  He responded: "Well, if you saw what she looked like, then you would know what he metaphor."

Sorry, I just had to share that with you.  Look that one up in your Funk and Wagnall.

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  1. Date: 9/19/2012 3:17:00 PM
    here come da judge! Great memory.

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  1. Date: 9/18/2012 9:57:00 PM
    Good one, Joe!

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  1. Date: 9/18/2012 8:32:00 PM
    It was great show ... Goldie Hawn in her painted body, bkini; sock it to me, as Andrea remembers; Here comes the Judge; the Flying Fickled Finger of Fate Award; the joke wall at the end of the show; and, Say Good-night Dick - all permanently blazened on my warped mind.

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  1. Date: 9/18/2012 7:07:00 PM
    Sock it to me, Joe!!!! Remember that one?

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  1. Date: 9/18/2012 6:24:00 PM
    That was a great show... Goldie Hawn, Artie Johnson, ect. It was so off the wall crazy and fun.

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  1. Date: 9/18/2012 5:18:00 PM
    Ha! Ha! Funny one, Joe! thanks for the laugh. hugs, Catie :)

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My Past Blog Posts

 
Strangers Helping Out - One Donation at a Time
Date Posted: 3/31/2014 11:23:00 AM
An Update on the "Walk A Mile In Her Shoes" Contest
Date Posted: 3/27/2014 3:25:00 PM
If I Could Enter My Own Contest - Walk A Mile In Her Shoes
Date Posted: 3/12/2014 12:27:00 PM
Walk A Mile in Her Shoes
Date Posted: 3/12/2014 12:38:00 AM
Harder Than it Seems
Date Posted: 3/7/2014 5:02:00 PM
Taking a Stand
Date Posted: 3/4/2014 10:46:00 AM
The 12th Man Includes Women Too
Date Posted: 2/22/2014 3:51:00 PM
Excuse My Brag
Date Posted: 2/20/2014 2:19:00 PM
Walking Fools
Date Posted: 2/17/2014 12:26:00 PM
Finding Evidence that Someone Found Use for One of my Poems
Date Posted: 2/10/2014 1:31:00 PM
What a Super, Super Bowl
Date Posted: 2/3/2014 2:20:00 PM
Don't Cry for me Argentina
Date Posted: 1/30/2014 4:47:00 PM
Thank You for Your Recent Comments
Date Posted: 12/19/2013 1:11:00 PM
The Comment That Became A Poem
Date Posted: 7/30/2013 5:39:00 PM
Getting Over the "Being Accepted" Hump
Date Posted: 7/25/2013 2:06:00 PM
A YouTube Fool
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 7:05:00 PM
What I Get Paid To Do
Date Posted: 4/17/2013 1:28:00 PM
The Curse of a Would-Be Poet
Date Posted: 4/10/2013 4:51:00 PM
Who We Are
Date Posted: 3/26/2013 8:53:00 AM
Poetry on Facebook
Date Posted: 2/15/2013 2:35:00 PM
I Am A Grandfather Again ... and Again!
Date Posted: 2/3/2013 11:59:00 AM
WARNING - This Blog Contains Explicit Material Intended Only for Adults
Date Posted: 1/10/2013 4:53:00 PM
My Two Cents (or More) on a Recent Controversy
Date Posted: 1/5/2013 12:23:00 PM
Unopened Presents
Date Posted: 12/18/2012 10:26:00 PM
Last Goodbyes - 12/14/12
Date Posted: 12/18/2012 4:44:00 PM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
4/16/2014The Red, Flashing 1 On My Answering MachineRhymelife,
4/8/2014Smile, If You're Feeling SadRhymeinspirational,
3/28/2014The Man in the Rosy GlassesRhymeintrospection,life,
3/27/2014Night SkiesRhymelife,
3/17/2014A St Paddy's Day LimerickLimerickfunny,holiday,
3/16/2014Hopes Come TrueRhymehope,life,song,
3/11/2014Life is What YOU Make itFree versedeath,life,
3/10/2014Anything GoesRhymemarriage,
3/10/2014Islands of PovertyRhymelife,political,society,
3/7/2014Memories on BranchesQuatrainimagery,seasons,
3/6/2014Dream LoveRhymefunny,imagination,life,
3/6/2014Coming of Age in Centerville with Baseball and GirlsRhymebaseball,growing up,nosta
3/4/2014The Bar Room Mirror ExtravaganzaRhymeimagination,introspection
3/3/2014She SingsLyriclyric,
2/27/2014The Carpenter's SonRhymereligious,
2/26/2014The Prom CorsageBalladlife,
2/22/2014Forgotten UmbrellasRhymesymbolism,
2/21/2014ClosetsRhymelife,
2/20/2014Why Her Mother CriesQuatrainlost love,
2/19/2014Share the LaughterRhymefor kids,
2/18/2014The Dad MantraRhymechildren,life,
2/18/2014Whispers of LightRhymeinspirational,
2/17/2014Dedicated to All the Boys and Girls Next DoorRhymededication,war,
2/14/2014Woo and Wow Me the Best that You CanRhymelove,
2/14/2014An Old Man's Piece of AdviceRhymeinspirational,introspecti
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