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Bloggers PhotoWell I am not sure what to say here except to tell you that much of my story is told through my poetry...I have often written about my journey... I have a brother and sister I love dearly and a mom with dementia who doesn't know me but I love her dearly also. I live with a man I love very much ,one big reason being he makes me laugh!..I have many good friends and a kitty named Layla who is much loved and very spoiled! I have alot of interests including playing guitar,keyboard and harmonica,making all kinds of crafts,writing and cooking to name a few...I worked in resort hotels and clubs for many years so I've moved around a lot but now my home is in Pennsylvania which I love.  

The Atheist and the Bear


Blog Posted:1/26/2013 12:12:00 AM
There was an atheist out walking in the world one day.He was admiring the trees,the sky and the mountains when he heard some loud rustling behind him.All of a sudden a huge bear appeared behind him and began to chase him. He ran like the dickens and the bear continued to give chase.It was nearly on top of him and raised it's huge paw to swipe at him when the man yelled out "Oh my god".At that instant the sky lit up and a booming voice came from up above and exclaimed "all these years you have denied my existence  and denounced me and now you cry out my name?"The atheist  says "I'm sorry and I know it would be hypocritical of me to ask you to consider me a Christian now but could you at least please make this bear a Christian?" Suddenly the atheist looked over to see this huge bear putting it's big paws together as if in prayer.The bear says "thank you dear Lord for this sumptuous meal I"m about to have"........
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  1. Date: 1/27/2013 7:29:00 PM
    Ah yes!...A proper christain bear!...I wonder about cows, chickens and sheep staging a coup and turning the tables, eyeing us with similar cravings...I feel sure they would also look up and give proper thanks but maybe not...what goes around comes around, sucker! (Oh Darling, would you prefer white or dark meat?) -Tim

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  1. Date: 1/26/2013 4:45:00 PM
    Loved it, Deb!! :)

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  1. Date: 1/26/2013 2:49:00 PM
    There is an old song or poem like this The preacher and the bear. The preacher knew he shouldn't be hunting on Sunday morning and that the Lord would be angry. So he prayed. when he was chased by the bear an had dropped his gun. Oh Lord if you can't help me for goodness sakes don't you help that bear. Joyce

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  1. Date: 1/26/2013 11:04:00 AM
    Smart Bear! LOL

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  1. Date: 1/26/2013 8:25:00 AM
    I've heard this one before, but I still love it!

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  1. Date: 1/26/2013 7:14:00 AM
    : ) Very funny, Deb!

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My Past Blog Posts

 
Wishing you all an awesome 4th of July !
Date Posted: 7/3/2014 11:46:00 PM
Home and doing fine!
Date Posted: 5/25/2014 1:32:00 PM
I need your positive thoughts...
Date Posted: 5/18/2014 1:15:00 AM
Happy St. Patrick's Day !
Date Posted: 3/17/2014 8:22:00 AM
What is your favorite song ?
Date Posted: 2/17/2014 4:22:00 AM
Colloquialisms...local flavor?
Date Posted: 2/4/2014 10:34:00 PM
Best wishes for a happy New Year!
Date Posted: 12/29/2013 11:04:00 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone!!
Date Posted: 12/24/2013 8:36:00 PM
short story contest
Date Posted: 12/19/2013 5:14:00 AM
Is there such a thing as getting Christmas spirit too early??
Date Posted: 11/22/2013 1:39:00 AM
new contest... The Perfect Christmas Gift
Date Posted: 11/19/2013 5:39:00 PM
Crossing That Bridge contest is judged and posted...
Date Posted: 11/6/2013 3:25:00 AM
I now have a new contest posted......"Crossing That Bridge"
Date Posted: 10/23/2013 4:43:00 PM
So awesome to be with you all again...
Date Posted: 10/12/2013 1:51:00 AM
Here is a funny story to make Frank chuckle and feel better!
Date Posted: 7/20/2013 2:27:00 PM
The Doctor and The Lawyer
Date Posted: 6/20/2013 4:30:00 AM
Computers:Male or Female??
Date Posted: 6/17/2013 6:08:00 PM
Some One- Liners For Ya
Date Posted: 5/16/2013 11:30:00 PM
Sorry I haven't been around much lately...
Date Posted: 5/13/2013 11:57:00 PM
Deep hidden meaning (NOT) in this raspberry!!!
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 5:14:00 AM
Here is a stinker of mine!!
Date Posted: 4/25/2013 3:10:00 PM
The Rainbow Bridge
Date Posted: 4/21/2013 6:26:00 AM
Happy Easter to each one of you
Date Posted: 3/29/2013 9:56:00 PM
My computer is fixed and my contest is finalized!
Date Posted: 3/16/2013 4:10:00 AM
my contest
Date Posted: 2/27/2013 8:52:00 AM

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7/25/2014elixer of passionSenryulove,passion,
7/21/2014The Cat's Meow And Then SomeCoupletcat,heartbroken,passion,
6/26/2014The Cougar With The Green ThumbLimerickfunny,garden,sexy,
6/24/2014My Greenest HeavenCoupletappreciation,beauty,mount
6/8/2014Magnificent Beings Of The SeaRhymebeautiful,fantasy,sea,
6/5/2014DestinyHaikudream,future,self,
3/24/2014Tanka For ChrisTankahumor,joy,
3/23/2014The Years Had Stolen Her SmileRhymeage,death,depression,
3/20/2014Squandered HeartRhymebetrayal,break up,lost lo
3/14/2014When Fur Flies And Worlds CollideRhymecat,dog,funny,
3/13/2014Memories On BranchesCoupletchange,nature,seasons,
3/9/2014Life LessonsCoupletangst,life,
3/9/2014Petey's Magical LizardRhymechildren,fantasy,
3/9/2014Who You Callin' Fattie-A LimerickLimerickfunny love,husband,
3/9/2014Imagine This-First Date,First KissRhymedad,daughter,mother,teen,
3/8/2014Guests On This EarthRhymebeautiful,earth,nature,
3/8/2014Crystal Clear TapestryRhymeage,growth,joy,
3/3/2014The Umbrella EffectRhymelove,people,world,
3/2/2014Badly Bent Not BrokenRhymeboyfriend,heartbroken,los
2/26/2014A Child's Bermuda MemoriesRhymeadventure,beauty,children
2/22/2014Feel The MoonRhymeanti bullying,introspecti
2/17/2014Time Is Of The EssenceRhymerude,self,time,
2/17/2014My Glorious Secret GardenFree versebeauty,garden,
2/16/2014The Butterfly WhispererBalladapril,butterfly,may,sprin
2/15/2014Whispers Of LightRhymeangel,fear,love,
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