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About Chris D. Aechtner
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Bloggers PhotoDreamt a dream
about falling asleep,
woke up in yet another one --
a near-seamless string of dreams within dreams.

As I become older, 
I still retain the eternal heart of a 6 year old child.
Sort of like Peter Pan....

....and I will always take my chances with Captain Hook.
____


I am a Canadian who grew-up on the West Coast.
I have some of this, do a little of that(lol).
Aside from writing, I enjoy oil painting as a creative outlet.
I also love mountain biking.
I am a gardener and bio-chemist.
(So many "I"s)

As far as the Peter Conspiracy goes,
Chris is a shortened version of my birth-name.
It is my legal name.
I am not some guy from NYC; I have never lived there.

PoetrySoup.com is the first site where I ever publicly posted a poem online.



Questions Concerning Soup-Etiquette......Maybe?


Blog Posted:11/19/2012 9:52:00 PM
Hullo, Soupers:


If a souper with the member account of: George Wurmplatzer,
creates a different account, using the pen-name of: Stephanie Glittzplonken,
then uses the Stephanie account to leave comments on your poems and/or blogs,
and you want to reply to his(the artist formerly known as George)comments,
is it better to call him: George, or: Stephanie,
when leaving him replies/comments?

Knowing that Stephanie is actually George,
I find myself in the conundrum of finding it difficult to call George,
Stephanie, on his Stephanie account.

Or, might it be a safer bet to use neither names when replying to him?

Then again, might it be better to reply to the 'Stephanie' comments,
on the actual George account?


Wot would you do in such a situation?(or already do?)




Any feedback is kindly appreciated. Thank You.






**Disclaimer** No actual member account names
                            have been used in this blog.

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 7:24:00 PM
    George Wurmplatzer is the German transgender translation for Stephanie Glittzpoken. These misnomers (for want of a better word) are common among Germanic tribes. The names can be used together with a slash or individually. The use of these name alone or together is outlawed in the U.S. If you find anyone doing this, report them to immigration. p.s. - now seriously Chris, what are you talking about?

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 6:45:00 PM
    Id just keep replies short n sweet with no names xxx

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 11:52:00 AM
    Oh, the things I could say... lol... like when you study someone's avatar, first and last names and see what may be a hint which others don't see ... I think I saw someone on this site use a female personality as a way to scent out whether a playful poem was actually full-out cougar play, leading me to believe the 2nd persona was for safety purposes, understandable. You can usually tell the dual-gender players by the fact that one account has only twelve poems, yet they've been on soup for a year. I just wouldn't bother to play the game, Chris. It's so silly, isn't it? Let 'them' play with themselves, unless you like the him/her, in which case just address the personality by name ;)

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 10:38:00 AM
    Maybe I'm a bit dense... But I don't know who they are... in multiples or singlets... But I'll treat them like individuals... If they have a problem and need multiple names... It's theirs to do as they please... I'll respect their wishes... Tho I may not understand why they do it.

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 6:15:00 AM
    Stay away from folks who don't at least appear honest, direct, straightforward, confident enough to at least APPEAR to use their real name. It's hard enough to deal with a real person why even attempt to deal with a figment of their imagination [on purpose]? I do realize some names which look real aren't. All one can do it try to be honest.

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 4:59:00 AM
    I don't know who this souper is! But I believe people have their reasons for using a different name, so I try to be respectful and call them by the name the poem is posted by. :)

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    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi Date: 11/20/2012 6:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    there a quite a few Catie, one pen name is less disconcerting but to have 2 or 3? one wonders why and best to just stay away
  1. Date: 11/20/2012 2:42:00 AM
    I read this blog and now I have a headache and i am really confused. I say, say nothing. Maybe this Souper has no idea who he is.

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 1:44:00 AM
    Why would anyone want 2(+) soup accounts...? Fascinating...I am not a big commenter, so...??? I'd probably say nothing...

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 12:13:00 AM
    Call him/her Georphani! ...or Stephoerge... The problem is that everyone knows who this fellow Souper is... LOL! Even he/she "knows" that we "know" and I dont "know" why he/she insists! : )

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  1. Date: 11/20/2012 12:12:00 AM
    Shhhhhhh! Now everybody will know that I'm Andrea Dietrich! : )

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    horsman Avatar harry horsman Date: 11/20/2012 3:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    oh boy(girl) Ruben, i didn';t know sorry about the remark i made!!!
    poet Avatar kash poet Date: 11/20/2012 10:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I thought Andrea Dietrich IS Ruben O :)
    Dietrich Avatar Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/20/2012 9:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ay caramba! I had one of my blackouts last night!!!
  1. Date: 11/19/2012 11:55:00 PM
    Chris you can call me whatever you like, just don't call me to early!....David

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  1. Date: 11/19/2012 11:06:00 PM
    reply to whichever personality posted the work you are commenting on ( google "Sybill" for more info)

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  1. Date: 11/19/2012 10:43:00 PM
    Maybe they're coming out the closet, I don't know! Call them "Cousin It"...

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  1. Date: 11/19/2012 10:09:00 PM
    safer, Not reply to the s(h)e at all

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My Past Blog Posts

 
Shoddy Grammar
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For many people here, this is a long, boring blog: The Cetacean Brain and Hominid Perceptions of Cetacean Intelligence
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Random Thoughts #1027: We
Date Posted: 8/15/2014 4:47:00 PM
Some wildlife photos of mine
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Date Posted: 8/5/2014 8:16:00 PM
Some Thoughts Concerning The Islamic/Zionist Situation
Date Posted: 7/28/2014 3:50:00 PM
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Date Posted: 7/10/2014 3:23:00 PM
My Turtle-God
Date Posted: 7/2/2014 5:30:00 PM
2014 FIFA Football Fever
Date Posted: 6/26/2014 2:23:00 PM
Media News is bad for you – and giving up watching/reading it, will make you more happy and healthy
Date Posted: 5/7/2014 10:44:00 AM
After reading this blog, you will never again have to claim that you don't know how to write haiku :P
Date Posted: 4/23/2014 3:04:00 PM
For many of you, this is just another boring blog concerning thoughts about haiku(any Japanese short-forms)
Date Posted: 4/1/2014 7:24:00 PM
tanka (a long blog for a short form) **edits / updates**
Date Posted: 3/20/2014 11:46:00 PM
Random Thoughts #126: 7 Gold Stars
Date Posted: 3/11/2014 10:45:00 PM
My 2014 Contest Disclaimer
Date Posted: 3/11/2014 12:23:00 AM
Hullo, Soupers! Wot! Wot!
Date Posted: 3/8/2014 12:27:00 AM
Questions Concerning Soup-Etiquette -- Part II
Date Posted: 11/20/2012 11:52:00 AM
Questions Concerning Soup-Etiquette......Maybe?
Date Posted: 11/19/2012 9:52:00 PM
Random Thoughts: Damien Star-Man, the Israeli crack-smoker
Date Posted: 11/17/2012 11:00:00 PM
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Date Posted: 11/13/2012 11:22:00 AM
Frankenstorm 2012: A Haunting of Shelleys
Date Posted: 10/31/2012 12:35:00 PM
Noah Exposed: How The Western Lands Came To Be (Part I)
Date Posted: 10/2/2012 2:38:00 PM
Lazy Boy: A Mythology
Date Posted: 10/1/2012 1:12:00 PM

My Recent Poems

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9/21/2014 Deep Down Trauma Hounds Free versemystery,
8/7/2014 Mesopotamia Kimogrowth,high school,hope,k
7/30/2014 The Lobotomizer Free versehistory,hope,
4/14/2014 flowers for Chinaski -- part ii Free verseflower,growth,hope,tribut
4/12/2014 flowers for Chinaski Free verseflower,tribute,
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3/24/2014 Preacher's Son Free versefaith,hope,life,mystery,
3/18/2014 Evergreen Free versehope,love,lyric,tribute,
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2/19/2014 Stalking The Stalker: Peter Pan Can Free versedark,
2/4/2014 When Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer Met Henrietta Huckhellopolis Alliterationgrowth,
1/14/2014 Tristesses de la lune by Charles Pierre Baudelaire -- with English translations Free verse 
1/6/2014 Making Love with Crystal Antennas Free versehope,mystery,
12/19/2013 Sunlight and Rain: The Prism of an Anarchist Free versehope,
12/10/2013 Edinburgh Free versededication,hope,life,love
12/8/2013 M Free versecelebration,hope,life,lov
11/7/2013 The Kreepy Kids Free versehalloween,happiness,
9/18/2013 A Reminder: To Be Free versetruth,writing,
8/1/2013 Live The Cliches Free versedream,hope,love,poetry,
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7/18/2013 What is this Rhymesilly,writing,
7/8/2013 23 warning signs that you are severely addicted to poetrysoup dot com List satire,silly,
7/3/2013 The Gospel of Lucifer - Chapter 11: 1 - 8 Prose Poetrymystery,
5/20/2013 Kiss The Sky Free versededication,love,lyric,tha
5/2/2013 Edinburgh Free versededication,
4/18/2013 Lantern on the Water Free verseheart,hope,journey,life,l
4/16/2013 Transcendence: Religion is obsolete Tetractyschange,growth,hope,truth,
4/3/2013 Salvation comes with a far greater sacrifice than blind faith and car-wash fundraisers Prose Poetryfaith,hope,life,social,ba
3/29/2013 Wood and Nails Free verseeaster,faith,love,passion
3/26/2013 23C Prose Poetryhope,journey,life,mystery
3/7/2013 Stygstrome - Updrafts Free verseanniversary,happiness,hop
2/18/2013 Kindred Spirits Haibunhope,life,love,mystery,bi
2/17/2013 in moonlight Haikunature,passion,
2/2/2013 Attawapiskat: Orphans of the Stone and Sky Free versecourage,dedication,hope,l
1/24/2013 Aboriginal Sin Free verseforgiveness,hope,life,lov
1/15/2013 Money-God Free versededication,hope,love,reco
1/10/2013 When All That's Left Is To Love Trioletfaith,love,passion,romanc
12/17/2012 Isle of Bast Free versefather daughter,love,myst
12/4/2012 Babylon-Kids Prose Poetryhope,life,love,mystery,wo
11/28/2012 Autobahn Free versehistory,life,mystery,soci
11/21/2012 An Open Communique to the Rogues Prose Poetryhope,life,mystery,passion
11/6/2012 Pulse Free verselove,mystery,passion,roma
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10/27/2012 let sacred delirium flow Free verselife,love,mystery,passion
10/20/2012 shine Tankalove,mystery,passion,roma
10/10/2012 Elemental Wavelengths Free verselove,mystery,
9/29/2012 Kindergarten: Huntress Free versehope,life,love,passion,
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9/10/2012 The Murder of Crows Morphed into Midwives Free versehope,life,love,mystery,me
9/6/2012 a constant flyer: my flight, my fancy Free versehope,life,love,me,passion
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8/29/2012 -- after having written 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,002 poems Free versehope,life,lost,love,me,po
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6/27/2012 Hermaphrodite - Part III Free versehope,life,love,passion,fe
6/27/2012 Hermaphrodite - Part II Free versehope,life,love,passion,me
6/27/2012 Hermaphrodite - Part I Free versededication,hope,life,love
6/18/2012 You're Smurfing Smurfilicious Free versededication,happiness,
6/16/2012 You Are So Beautiful Free versehope,life,evil,
6/2/2012 Afterglow Free verselove,passion,words,me,me,
5/24/2012 Closer Free versehope,life,love,peace,blue
5/16/2012 Dropping Mushrooms with Jesus Free versefaith,hope,jesus,me,
5/12/2012 The Jew and a Nazi Free versehistory,hope,life,love,pa
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4/30/2012 Motherland's Funeral Free versededication,funeral,me,los
4/12/2012 The Java Bean Cult Free versehappiness,satire,
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3/24/2012 Earth Hour 2012 Free versededication,happiness,hope
3/22/2012 The Widower's Garden Free verserecovery from...,
3/1/2012 Slowly Turning Japanese Free verselife,passion,love,,giggle
3/1/2012 ripples Tankalife,love,philosophy,than
2/28/2012 with a kiss Haibundedication,hope,social,wa
2/24/2012 Yamazakura Tankawar,
2/18/2012 Scat-Man Lyricdedication,music,song-lyr
2/18/2012 kids use toy guns Haikuwar,
2/16/2012 A Degree in Phantasmology Free versefantasy,history,imaginati
2/8/2012 The Whispers of a Troubled Spirit Free versedeath,hope,life,light,
1/28/2012 Big Poo, Small Poo, Yellow Poo, Blue Poo Light Poetryfor children,blue,yellow,
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1/25/2012 Green Eggs in Hell Rhymechildhood,dedication,happ
1/18/2012 In The Loo Clerihewdedication,
1/18/2012 J Edgar Hoover Clerihewhistory,
1/13/2012 Sixth above the Line Free versehope,life,mystery,recover
1/1/2012 Exposure: Part II Free versehope,life,on writing and
1/1/2012 Exposure: Part I Free versehope,life,on writing and
12/26/2011 From The Glowing Embers Rhymelove,passion,romance,song
12/8/2011 Awaken From Deep Slumber Free versededication,hope,life,soci
12/2/2011 Fukushima Haikunature,recovery from...,
11/28/2011 Samurai Song: Singing Blade Chokadeath,hope,life,
11/20/2011 On Wings of Moogsmoorwood Free versededication,happiness,hope
11/20/2011 blood-streaked snow Haikunature,seasons,
11/19/2011 plumes of breath Haikuallegory,nature,seasons,
11/19/2011 a twig snaps Haikunature,seasons,
11/16/2011 black willow Haikunature,seasons,
11/15/2011 branch creaks Haikuallegory,nature,
11/3/2011 Moonshine Free verselife,
10/30/2011 blackened tomatoes Haikunature,
10/30/2011 not a feather stirs Haikunature,seasons,
10/26/2011 Please, have a slice Free versehope,life,me,

My Photos


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Fav Poems

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Recording/Re-playing/Recording/Re-playing Free verselife,people,philosophy,ti
The Skipping of Stones Chokanature,sea
MUSEUM OF MODERN ART Free verseinspirational,uplifting
This Night Sonnet 
Day of Reckoning Chokanature
Go Ask Alice Quatrainallegory,devotion,fantasy
the farm boy Tankachildhood,nature
A. Long Learned Tale. I do not know?epic,space,
Socialites Free verselifenight,night,
Priorities Viewed by a Dying Man Villanelledeath,introspectionnature
Answered Prayer Sijolife,nature
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Breaking Free verselost love,
Sunlit Yearnings Free verselifelife,life,
Cardinal at the feeder Rhymenature,upliftingwinter,wi
The Potency of Words (Achetez Villanelle) Villanellefriendship,on writing and
Mona Lisa Free verseartme,
Aspects Of Winter Free verseseasonsme,world,old,light
Suncatcher --recited Free verseinspirational,introspecti
'Water' Cinquainnature
Interwoven Free versefamily,friendship,life,lo
IN THE DENTIST'S CHAIR Free verseadventurefootball,me,
Canadian Chris Limerickon writing and words,peop
Double Phantasy Free verseloss,mystery,sad,
In Perfect Equilibrium: A Collaboration with Chris :D Aechtner Free versefaith,hope,introspection,
A Hummerous Life Burlesquefunny,political,satire,
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Whispers of Moogsmoorwood Free verseadventure,fantasy,words,m
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TOUCH Rhymelove,me,
A Solstice Free versedeath,faith,religion,
ThE DrUnkeN BuMMMM Free verselife,
Withdrawal in a dream Free verseangst,depression,me,
Phobia Free verseangst,world,light,light,
Sing Solitude-Play Soltude-Confetti's Song Lyriclovedream,dream,love,
Cassiopeia Terzanellefantasy,night,beauty,beau
Watching Him Watching Her Free versepassion,
If Shoelaces Sang Little Rich Town Blues Free versehome,old,lost,lost,old,
ONE FALCON FEATHER Free versefreedom,
Seen Through A Half Glass Free verseintrospection,
MILDEWED EXPECTATIONS Free verseheartbroken,son,
CAPTCHA's Cruelty Free verseabsence,abuse,addiction,a
Dear Lucifer Ode absence,analogy,character
Reservoir of Dreams Free versehistory,mystery,places,
haiku 5 Haikunature,
Madiba, Madiba Free versebereavement,
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The Flight of Tempest Reigned Balladanalogy,deep,devotion,fee
Write a Song of Freedom Free versesatire,
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A Lion Looms Listless Epiccharacter,
Tanka 1 about Smudged Roses Tankaabsence,books,break up,de
O Raintree of Steel Tankaenvironment,
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