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The Photo On The Nightstand


Blog Posted:1/16/2013 10:25:00 AM

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After a passionate night of non stop love making,
I suddenly became visually shaken.
I noticed a photo of another man
placed next to the bed on the woman's nightstand.
"Is this your husband?" I asked nervously.
Snuggling up to me she replied, "No, SillyBilly."
I then asked her, "Is he your boyfriend then?"
"No," she replied giving my ear a nibbling.
"Is it your dad, your brother?." I asked hoping to be reassured.
"No, but you're so hot when you're jealous," was her answer.
Frustrated, I demanded, "Well then who in the hell is he?"
She whispered in my ear, "That's me before the surgery."

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  1. Date: 1/20/2013 7:50:00 AM
    nice night table. Funny poem.

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  1. Date: 1/18/2013 5:02:00 AM
    This would make me say: Say What!!

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  1. Date: 1/17/2013 10:15:00 PM
    Oh my!!!

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  1. Date: 1/17/2013 6:37:00 AM
    ouch

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  1. Date: 1/17/2013 5:47:00 AM
    well that was unexpected

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  1. Date: 1/16/2013 8:31:00 PM
    SNAP !!! lol

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  1. Date: 1/16/2013 11:16:00 AM
    you're a corker Billy xx (thats funny)

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  1. Date: 1/16/2013 10:41:00 AM
    LOL! : )

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  1. Date: 1/16/2013 10:35:00 AM
    now thats funny

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