"Hello gorgeous. How are you?
May I also say to you
that your face could inspire poets to write many a sweet song."
"I know that you're evil," she said nonchalantly.
"You shouldn't kill others because, well that's just wrong."
He sensed no fear in her, yet he knew she was very much aware of him.
He smiled revealing his fangs with a most demonic grin.
"You are correct my dear. I am one who is not to be trusted."
She drove a wooden stake through his heart and the vampire was dusted.
She then shouted aloud with her strongest voice,
"Be gone all you vampires! You haven't a choice!
I very much too, much like all of you, am a very dirty and unfair player.
None of you stand a chance against me.
Be gone vampires! Flee!,..
..or suffer my wrath, for I am The Vampire Slayer."
OK, I admit it.
I'm a closet Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan.
So stake me why don't you!