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Blog Posted:8/4/2014 10:39:00 PM

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San deigo, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a near by grocery store to pick up a few things. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer whom had been in the store for awhile became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked, and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that resembled a gun shot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she had reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initally passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to aid.

and yes... Linda is a blond.

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  1. Date: 8/10/2014 4:06:00 PM
    So funny! : D Glad to see you around. A big hug.

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  1. Date: 8/9/2014 11:22:00 AM
    lol I remember this story and it's still funny. Great to see you, Catie, and all my friends! :D <3 ~ Chan

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    That Archaic Poet Avatar Just That Archaic Poet Date: 8/9/2014 1:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    YAY! I'm baaaaack lol they unlocked my old account!
    Archaic Avatar Poet Archaic Date: 8/9/2014 11:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Much love and many hugs to you, my dear, sweet friend. I hope they let me access my old account; I had to make a new one. I've missed this place so much and all my peeps! <3 ~C
    Lindsey Avatar Catie Lindsey Date: 8/9/2014 11:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Chan! I have missed you! so nice to see you here. This was my first time hearing this one, and to me...it's funny as can be to think someone would think their brains feels like, or has the consistency of dough! I still laugh about it right out of the blue, but I can't help it, it's so funny! Ha! Ditzy girl! Ha! love you and hugs, hope to see more of you. Catie :)
  1. Date: 8/5/2014 4:48:00 PM
    For awhile there, I thought maybe this was a true story........oh shoot......and I'm not even blonde !!! (Should I be worried???!!! lol ??????)

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 8/10/2014 4:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL! Same here! : D
  1. Date: 8/5/2014 2:43:00 PM
    hahaha. I think I heard this one a long time ago. So weird!!! good to see you blogging, Catie!

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  1. Date: 8/5/2014 12:16:00 PM
    LOL that made me chuckle! Hugs Jan xxx

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  1. Date: 8/5/2014 11:06:00 AM
    Oh My! That had to be Very Frightening for her... But something to laugh about later...

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