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Deborah Guzzi travels for inspiration: China, Nepal [during the civil war], Japan, Egypt [two weeks before ‘The Arab Spring’], and most recently Peru. First published at the age of sixteen, she writes articles for Massage and Aroma Therapy Magazines. Her poetry has been accepted in the Literary Journals of Western CT. University, Inclement Magazine, Pyrokinections, Jellyfish Whispers, Grey Wolf’s Summer Legends Anthology, The Germ, Wilderness Literary Review, The Anthology Sweet Dreams & Night Terrors, Bitterzoet Magazine, haiku journal, Contemporary Haibun Online, Bella on line, The Autumn Sound, Eskimo Pie, and Ribbons, The Inwood Indiana Review, Five Poetry, Tanka Society of America Journal, and 50 haiku. She has published two illustrated volumes of poetry, The Healing Heart and Heaven and Hell in a Nutshell.


20 Best Positions in Bed [OK for all ages ;)]


Blog Posted:1/12/2014 10:18:00 AM
MINE, mine, MINE!!

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Now write me a funny poem in the comments!

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  1. Date: 1/13/2014 2:49:00 PM
    Good one Joe! [Oh my aching back Seba said, she draped herself half off the bed, this poise helps me to unwind! When I'm done we'll go and dine!]

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  1. Date: 1/13/2014 1:38:00 PM
    I needed to be inspired / But I was just so gosh-darn dog-tired / That I couldn't - and that's a fact / So I just laid around / And the next thing I found / Were pictures of me taking a long cat nap

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  1. Date: 1/13/2014 10:01:00 AM
    You guys are so cool great fun verse Deb, Goldie, and let Verity see the pic's sis!

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  1. Date: 1/13/2014 9:16:00 AM
    These furbabies are way too funny--more relaxed than I am with my honey--One even caught a computer mouse--Just who has the run of the house? A bowl of salad for a nap is great--but I'm tuckered out from the food I just ate--A rubber slipper makes an awesome bed--if only I didn't appear to be dead!!!

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  1. Date: 1/13/2014 8:31:00 AM
    Oh gosh, I am beat From my head to my feet Although my mind is honed I am feeling de-boned I spread out to rest Not in pants or in vest But don't worry, it's only me Sporting my brand new onesy xx

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  1. Date: 1/13/2014 7:33:00 AM
    Ok, those are too funny...I think that last one might be dead.

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 10:34:00 PM
    I just may show them to my girl and ask her... okay, so who's arms are hairier now, baby? Wait... no... maybe .... Note to Cyn: waxing. HA!

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 3:24:00 PM
    Glad you like them Anne Lise! There once was a kitten named red, who never would share the cat beds, he just had to sprawl/his mate caterwauled/ but MINE! was all that Red said!

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 3:22:00 PM
    Yes Ruben we were discussing if the second one is a boy or girl, cat or dog, I thought boy dog? I think Roy said it's a girl dog?

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    Chircop Avatar Charmaine Chircop Date: 1/12/2014 4:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    and I think its a dog : )
    Chircop Avatar Charmaine Chircop Date: 1/12/2014 4:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Its a boy : )
  1. Date: 1/12/2014 1:57:00 PM
    - IT'S SUNDAY - "I ONLY  RELAXING!" - Love it, Debbie !!! - Anne-Lise :)))

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 1:21:00 PM
    The second one is priceless!

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 12:44:00 PM
    Made a species change. Even better with the double entendre. (Or maybe not, on closer examination)

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    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi Date: 1/12/2014 12:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    giggle
  1. Date: 1/12/2014 12:32:00 PM
    LOL I think it's a boy dog on the couch hmmmm

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 12:06:00 PM
    The cat in the dish has got to be stoned/ The cat and kitten seem tranquilly zoned/ And as for the rest/ They look totally blessed/ But that dog on the couch looks de-boned

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 11:06:00 AM
    I've seen these kinds in forwards sent to me. they are always so funny. Sorry I can't think of a poem either!! You should do this as a contest, Debs. I would need a good hour to think up a funny poem to match the cleverness of the pictures!

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  1. Date: 1/12/2014 10:40:00 AM
    I can't think of anythink to write..dear..but I enjoyed seeing the pics.I like the last one best..Those two dogs on eachother facing.one direction.I love changing many positions in bed : ) In my sleep I mean ) lol..Other than that..No comments : ) Happy Sunday

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 1/12/2014 1:16:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    8 D
    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 1/12/2014 1:14:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

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    Chircop Avatar Charmaine Chircop Date: 1/12/2014 10:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    anything i meant : )
  1. Date: 1/12/2014 10:21:00 AM
    Okies the link is working

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