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Read Only If You Are Mexican Or Italian

Blog Posted:2/28/2013 10:18:00 AM

A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico

He stopped at the edge of the road to admire

The scenery and a white beautiful horse


The horse looked healthy and well kept

Texan asked if the horse was for sale

The worker trying to communicate said,

“No he no looka so good.”


The Texan was not satisfied with the answer

He saw that the animal looked great, so he

Insisted on buying it, after a few arguments

The worker arranged for the sale and the Texan

Took the horse back to his ranch


He rode the horse through his ranch galloped

Through the barn when suddenly the horse

Ran right into the barn wall

Frustrated the Texan returns the horse back to Mexico

He talks to the worker that sold him the horse

And explains what happened;


The worker says

“I told you he no looka so good”

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  1. Date: 3/1/2013 11:13:00 AM
    The horse looked too white, an albino of course! In this picture he looks too scared...he would love to gallop! The Italian guy, perhaps, wanted the horse to get some tan...a good dosage of Southern Italian sun!!! I have found your poem very humorous and interesting. Best Wishes. Peace & Love, Andrew Crisci.

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  1. Date: 2/28/2013 10:05:00 PM
    Awwww poor albino horse.....Seren

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  1. Date: 2/28/2013 5:09:00 PM
    Im Argentine but I read it anyways! : )

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  1. Date: 2/28/2013 4:54:00 PM
    Ut OH..I don't get it?

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 2/28/2013 5:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    The horse doesnt look (see) good.
  1. Date: 2/28/2013 12:01:00 PM
    Ha bless you for that Mystic lady, its a gooda one lol xx

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  1. Date: 2/28/2013 10:22:00 AM
    Mandy, here is a cute one for you to enjoy, He Haw!

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