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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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Giggle Time
Blog Posted:2/28/2013 7:19:00 AM

 


11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".


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  1. Date: 3/4/2013 8:29:00 AM
    Always entertaining. Always appreciate your efforts. Also read them to my Hubby. He says Hi!

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  1. Date: 2/28/2013 3:23:00 PM
    Good ones again!!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 3/1/2013 12:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hiya and thanks Andy xx
  1. Date: 2/28/2013 9:29:00 AM
    well done Mandy one or two I had posted but what the heck nice to see again... Missed you LOl ...Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/28/2013 12:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Sorry sassy didn't mean to tread on toes love, will try not to do it again now I have time back i will check more xx
  1. Date: 2/28/2013 8:03:00 AM
    My Dear Sister Mandy, Hope this finds Yours and Mine Healthy and High in the Spirit another collage of funnies 11-14 Superb. number 15 "Dam!" I didn't see that coming. YOU brighten up my day with YOUR Humourous Blogs I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR LOVING Brother...Harry Soup Mail Call in a Minute

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/28/2013 12:03:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Okey dokey Harry, will check out mail and glad you liked these little funnies, you must be feeling better thanks goodness xx
  1. Date: 2/28/2013 7:25:00 AM
    : D

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/28/2013 12:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Ex nice to see you back again xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
MAN + WOMAN =
Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
Good Advice
Date Posted: 3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM
Dog Lovers watch this
Date Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:00 AM
Health Advice
Date Posted: 3/15/2013 4:44:00 AM
Girls Night Out
Date Posted: 3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM
OLD AGE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
Death Of Black Magic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM
CREDIT CARDS
Date Posted: 3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM
A Million Dollars
Date Posted: 3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM
A Kiss A Yard
Date Posted: 3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Passing On A Warning
Date Posted: 3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM
Expensive Perfume
Date Posted: 3/6/2013 9:19:00 AM
Wisdom Comes With Age
Date Posted: 3/4/2013 5:54:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
3/22/2013Incy Wincy Caterpillar NRCoupletfor kids,
3/22/2013Irrepresible NatureRhymenature,winter,winter,
3/21/2013Who Killed The Easter BunnyRhymehumorous,easter,chocolate
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