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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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A COUPLE TO KEEP YOU GOING
Blog Posted:2/27/2013 2:15:00 AM

 


Hi all and especially to the two people that missed me LOL 
I have been so busy and have neglected you much to the joy of some..here are a few jokes just to get you in the mood for my return to soup... enjoy them...make them last a couple more days...xx



1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

9. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find

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  1. Date: 2/28/2013 6:05:00 AM
    These are the best Mandy, where ever did you find them, I can picture Robert Williams delivering these with his bright blue eyes twinkling, you've outdone yourself this time, girl you make my heart tickle every time, sending you wrapped up kisses for the Misses xxx

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  1. Date: 2/27/2013 12:27:00 PM
    Hi Mandy thanks for the laughs at least I can get these without brain ache, all the best Owen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/28/2013 12:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Methinks thoust cleverer than thou sayest Received your poems will sort them later today or tomorrow my friend and thanks xx
  1. Date: 2/27/2013 11:52:00 AM
    Thanks, I needed a laugh or ten.

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/28/2013 12:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Joe hope they worked xx
  1. Date: 2/27/2013 9:18:00 AM
    These are great, Mandy. I look forward to them everyday ( no pressure) Love, Kim

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/27/2013 10:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you kim luv xx
  1. Date: 2/27/2013 7:27:00 AM
    LOL, you're jokes are a classic Mandy. You were born to make people laugh for sure. Have a beautiful day luv Love, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/27/2013 10:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Gail luv, I appreciate your lovely comments and have yourself a wonderful week xx
  1. Date: 2/27/2013 4:59:00 AM
    ha ha, Mandy I do feel very neglected by you lol, delighted to see you back...David

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/27/2013 5:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I could never neglect you David , I took the boxing gloves just in case but they weren't needed xx

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6/18/2013Mandy and Vienna coupletsCoupletfunny,
6/18/2013Beyond Apprehension MalaprismRhymehumorous,
6/17/2013PegasusRhymemythology,
6/17/2013Where The Foxes WanderRhymenature,
6/17/2013Above The CloudsVerseworld,
6/16/2013Remembering WhenVersememory,
6/16/2013It's YoursLight Poetrylove,
6/16/2013Introduction To a NovelNarrativeevil,fear,
6/14/2013Ten Minutes To DecideVersefeelings,
6/14/2013A Summer CoupletCoupletsummer,
6/14/2013SorryLimericksorry,
6/13/2013Lyrics to Le Jardin d'Adonis Music Pierre Bensusan Lyrics GGLyricromance,
6/12/2013Mr DoggyRhymehumorous,
6/10/2013Blue Jeans And PearlsVerseenvironment,
6/9/2013One ChanceCoupletromance,
6/8/2013My Very First TimeVersehumorous,memory,
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6/3/2013We Didn't ListenRhymemurder,violence,
5/27/2013Dreams or RealityCoupletdream,
5/24/2013haiku 5Haikukiss,
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5/24/2013I Never Thought It Would Be Like thisVersewar,
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