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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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HAVE A SMILE
Blog Posted:2/22/2013 4:02:00 AM

 


First little riddle:

I drive men mad
For love of me,
Easily beaten,
Never free.

Answer at the bottom:

 The Bull and The Turkey

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." 

"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." 

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. 

Moral of the story: Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.



Answer to the riddle GOLD
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  1. Date: 2/24/2013 7:15:00 PM
    The riddle stumped me but the joke was priceless. Thanks .

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/25/2013 2:25:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Rick xx
  1. Date: 2/23/2013 1:23:00 PM
    I didn't guess the riddle but loved the joke, lol

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    Thanks Jack xx
  1. Date: 2/23/2013 11:26:00 AM
    Ha ha Mandy good moral about getting to the top. Have a great weekend. love phyl

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    Thanks Phyil luv have a brilliant weekend xx
  1. Date: 2/23/2013 1:56:00 AM
    Hi Mandy very funny seen lots of turkey's in my working life, thanks for the laugh, all the best Owen

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/23/2013 3:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Owen, all the best to you and yours and have a good weekend my friend xx
  1. Date: 2/23/2013 1:47:00 AM
    Loved it Mandy, wonder how much bull????!!! we read on this site rofl... Have a fab weekend, all the work and effort will be worth it. ....Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/23/2013 3:26:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    i hope so I am shattered before its starts lol . Hope to catch up next week , have a good one yourself luv.xx
  1. Date: 2/22/2013 2:40:00 PM
    hahahah. Love this joke Mandy. Wishing you a wonderful weekend. Boy, these weeks are flying by aren't they, it seems that I'm always writing have a nice weekend so quickly. Love, Gail

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/23/2013 3:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You are not kidding they are flying by, I am having a very busy weekend with a huge family reunion and this has been taking a lot of my time up but hopefully things will get back to normal after this. Have a wonderful one yourself luv xx
  1. Date: 2/22/2013 2:22:00 PM
    Dear Sis, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit Sorry for not commenting I was out of state I like the Turkey Tale I did not know the answer to the riddle.But it makes sense I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Brother...Harry

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    Hi bro , I am meeting the rest of the family this weekend it's a big do and i will tell them all about my new big brother, look after yourself and keep warm and wel, your loving sisl xx
  1. Date: 2/22/2013 12:18:00 PM
    :) Thanks for the laugh, Mandy!

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    my pleasure Becca xx
  1. Date: 2/22/2013 9:42:00 AM
    Big Smiles !!!

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    Big thanks Debra xx
  1. Date: 2/22/2013 6:10:00 AM
    Yep that sure did what you set out to do, produce a smile from this lips Only you can do this Mandy, you are the bullion in my soup honey girl, love you take care, xxx

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    Bless you Rose you are one in a million luv xx

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