Seren Roberts's Blog
 Hello All
I am a 29 year old Welsh girl,with a great sense of humour.
Single by God's choice.
Am a registered Staff Nurse/Midwife, have had serious operation recently but now back in work albeit on shorter hours.
I live alone, except for Tilly my old Boxer bitch I rescued 6 months ago, she had a shyte life, but is happy beyond words now.
I love all your comments, some make me laugh out loud, some make me hmmm. lol
If I should ever miss a congrats. from any of you, please dont take it as an insult, just maybe a large vodka and coke got in the way.
Love you all..
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Most Recent Blog Post
something to make you smile
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Blog Posted:2/18/2013 12:57:00 PM
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand ...
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her..
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.."
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My Poems
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| Date Posted | Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| 5/18/2013 | No longer alone - conclusion 5 minute poem | Rhyme | joy,love,son, |
| 5/17/2013 | Where the wind blows | Rhyme | life,love,wind, |
| 5/16/2013 | India | Free verse (vers libre) | life, |
| 5/13/2013 | He walks alone - 5 minute contest | Free verse (vers libre) | lonely,lost, |
| 5/10/2013 | Blue | Tanka | blue,color, |
| 5/10/2013 | Violet | Tanka | color, |
| 5/9/2013 | Heavenly View | Rhyme | nature, |
| 5/9/2013 | Dream in a picture | Rhyme | art,dream, |
| 4/27/2013 | A Bacon Roll oh my I cant resist | Rhyme | desire,food, |
| 4/24/2013 | What is time | Free verse (vers libre) | time, |
| 4/24/2013 | I just found out - contest | Rhyme | best friend, |
| 4/24/2013 | Hope, harmony, enlightenment | Acrostic | hope, |
| 4/23/2013 | In the meadow - re- posted | Rhyme | dream,spring, |
| 4/19/2013 | what are friends | Free verse (vers libre) | friend, |
| 4/18/2013 | enjoying the rain | Rhyme | rain, |
| 4/16/2013 | Loves tune | Haiku | love,nature, |
| 4/16/2013 | Poet - lost now found | Rhyme | writing,words, |
| 4/15/2013 | word portrait | Free verse (vers libre) | friendship,words,smile, |
| 4/15/2013 | self portrait | Free verse (vers libre) | life,prayer,smile, |
| 4/14/2013 | A soul awakened | Free verse (vers libre) | hope,prayer,hope, |
| 4/12/2013 | Brains Dark - Pub Song | Free verse (vers libre) | happy,dark,city,dark,love |
| 4/11/2013 | Listen to the shell - ocean-ku | Haiku | nature,sea, |
| 4/10/2013 | My Bed The Synathroesmic Cat | Couplet | funny, |
| 4/10/2013 | Ghostly Figures Roundel | Verse | lost, |
| 4/9/2013 | Box of Tissues-Humiliation- | Rhyme | funny,life, |
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Fav Poems
| Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| Centipedes | I do not know? | funny, |
| Grief is Grief is not | Free verse (vers libre) | death,grief,hope,inspirat |
| INTO NIGHTSCAPE ---ENVELOPE QUINTET--- | Rhyme | adventure,dream,mystery, |
| Riding Horses with Dad | Rhyme | father,lovedad,dad,sky, |
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