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About Deb Wilson
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Bloggers PhotoWell I am not sure what to say here except to tell you that much of my story is told through my poetry...I have often written about my journey... I have a brother and sister I love dearly and a mom with dementia who doesn't know me but I love her dearly also...I have many good friends and two cats who are much loved...I have alot of interests including playing guitar,keyboard and harmonica,making all kinds of crafts,writing and cooking to name a few.I have had my poetry published in a couple of anthologies but I'm told they'll publish anyone...haha!!Anyhow I'm complicated and simple at the same time ..and I love the warmth of the poets on this site...oh by the way I was born in California(West Covina) and now live in Pennsylvania with alot of travel in between the two!Just moved back to PA. which I really consider my home.

 

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House Rules For Dogs and Cats
Blog Posted:2/10/2013 2:09:00 AM

 

Hope you pet owners will appreciate the humor in these!I thought they were cute!

Dear Dogs and Cats,these are your house rules:

1. The dishes with the paw print belong to you and contain your food.The rest of the dishes belong to me and contain MY food!

2. Please note:If you put a paw in the middle of my plate of food,that does not stake a claim for it. It is still mine.I also do not find it aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

3.NASCAR did not design the stairway.It is not a racetrack. Trying to beat me to the bottom is not the object.Tripping me with your body will not help you win because I will fall faster than you can run.

4.A king-sized bed is the largest that is made.I cannot get anything bigger. I am sorry about this.Do not expect me to continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.

5.Dogs and cats are capable of curling into a ball when they sleep.It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular next to each other and stretched out to the fullest extent possible.

6.Sticking your tail out straight and hanging your tongue out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

7.For the last time,there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I manage to beat you there and get the door shut,it is not necessary to whine,meow,bark,claw,try to turn the doorknob,or squeeze your paw under the door to try to pull it open.I have to exit through the same door I entered.

8.Also , I have been using the bathroom for many years-feline or canine attendance is not required.





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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 3:38:00 PM
    also, why do you have to choose 3 am every morning to want to wee...

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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 3:37:00 PM
    i laughed at no's 1 and 7, happens to me all the time.

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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 10:10:00 AM
    These are great, Deb! I find it amusing that we are so easily trained by our pets to do things their way, especially cats.

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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 8:07:00 AM
    You know us perfectly... LOL... You left out... You don't have to wake us earlier every morning before the sun comes up... You'll still always be fed at the same time every day. And also you don't have to bark at every strange sound you hear... It's usually nothing but us moving around...

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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 7:33:00 AM
    LOL--SOOOO true Deb!!

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My Past Blog Posts

 
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5/17/2013Where The Wind BlowsRhymesea,wind,
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5/13/2013The Abuse Of Her SpiritCoupletabuse,feelings,
5/8/2013In The MoodSenryulove,passion,
5/1/2013Majesty Of Mountains HighRhymebeautiful,mountains,
4/29/2013Love LetterFree verse (vers libre)love,passion,
4/23/2013Word PortraitRhymelove,sister,
4/21/2013In The MeadowRhymekiss,love,passion,
4/21/2013Each And Every Friend Of MineRhymefriendship,love,
4/18/2013This Is Who I AmRhymegrowth,self,
4/18/2013May DreamsRhymehappiness,may,summer,
4/16/2013Faith In MankindRhymefaith,people,
4/16/2013Lovely Lavender RoseTankaflower,love,
4/14/2013A Soul AwakenedCoupletlife,love,
4/12/2013cherry blossom haikuHaikubeautiful,spring,tree,
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4/12/2013ocean motionHaikubeauty,nature,ocean,me,
4/8/2013MoonRhymeimagination,moon,moon,
4/6/2013Butterfly DreamsQuintain (English)beauty,butterfly,
3/30/2013HeartstormEnclosed Rhymefarewell,lost love,me,me,
3/26/2013At The Shady InnDiminished Hexaverserelationship,romance,
3/26/2013Spring ShowersFree verse (vers libre)rain,spring,
3/23/2013Met A Friend On A BenchCoupletfriendship,life,old,me,ol
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