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Bloggers PhotoWell I am not sure what to say here except to tell you that much of my story is told through my poetry...I have often written about my journey... I have a brother and sister I love dearly and a mom with dementia who doesn't know me but I love her dearly also. I live with a man I love very much ,one big reason being he makes me laugh!..I have many good friends and a kitty named Layla who is much loved and very spoiled! I have alot of interests including playing guitar,keyboard and harmonica,making all kinds of crafts,writing and cooking to name a few...I worked in resort hotels and clubs for many years so I've moved around a lot but now my home is in Pennsylvania which I love.  

House Rules For Dogs and Cats


Blog Posted:2/10/2013 2:09:00 AM
Hope you pet owners will appreciate the humor in these!I thought they were cute!

Dear Dogs and Cats,these are your house rules:

1. The dishes with the paw print belong to you and contain your food.The rest of the dishes belong to me and contain MY food!

2. Please note:If you put a paw in the middle of my plate of food,that does not stake a claim for it. It is still mine.I also do not find it aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

3.NASCAR did not design the stairway.It is not a racetrack. Trying to beat me to the bottom is not the object.Tripping me with your body will not help you win because I will fall faster than you can run.

4.A king-sized bed is the largest that is made.I cannot get anything bigger. I am sorry about this.Do not expect me to continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.

5.Dogs and cats are capable of curling into a ball when they sleep.It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular next to each other and stretched out to the fullest extent possible.

6.Sticking your tail out straight and hanging your tongue out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

7.For the last time,there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I manage to beat you there and get the door shut,it is not necessary to whine,meow,bark,claw,try to turn the doorknob,or squeeze your paw under the door to try to pull it open.I have to exit through the same door I entered.

8.Also , I have been using the bathroom for many years-feline or canine attendance is not required.





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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 3:38:00 PM
    also, why do you have to choose 3 am every morning to want to wee...

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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 3:37:00 PM
    i laughed at no's 1 and 7, happens to me all the time.

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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 10:10:00 AM
    These are great, Deb! I find it amusing that we are so easily trained by our pets to do things their way, especially cats.

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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 8:07:00 AM
    You know us perfectly... LOL... You left out... You don't have to wake us earlier every morning before the sun comes up... You'll still always be fed at the same time every day. And also you don't have to bark at every strange sound you hear... It's usually nothing but us moving around...

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  1. Date: 2/10/2013 7:33:00 AM
    LOL--SOOOO true Deb!!

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