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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

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Millions Of Stars and Riddles

Blog Posted:2/5/2013 6:16:00 AM

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".

Watson: "I see millions and millions of stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

Riddles Answers Tomorrow ...maybe

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

Want to hear a cool construction joke?

If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?

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CharmaineChircop

Date: 2/6/2013 2:38:00 AM

Four and five are numbers-number 3.:)

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:07:00 AM

hiya good guesses remember though I am a simple person so I wouldn't put up anything to hard mainly because I would be stumped myself , think simple answers in new blog xx

CharmaineChircop

Date: 2/6/2013 2:29:00 AM

1-darkness

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CharmaineChircop

Date: 2/6/2013 2:27:00 AM

3-None!i put the switch on:).If there is no switch it would be the match:)

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CharmaineChircop

Date: 2/6/2013 2:24:00 AM

No2-the other man had no hair:)

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RALPHTAYLOR

Date: 2/5/2013 9:37:00 PM

I agree with joyce except for #2- the third guy was bald! Ralph

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:05:00 AM

yes he was well done to you both , answers in new blog xx

JoyceJohnson

Date: 2/5/2013 6:26:00 PM

I have a few guesses. No 1 blindness? No. 2. Perhaps they were just launching the boat and he jumped to land. No. 3 Nine No. 4 An igloo? No. 5 Match is the obvious answer but you probably have a twist here. Joyce

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:04:00 AM

Hi good guesses Joyce, you put thought into them luv , answers in new blog xx

AndreaDietrich

Date: 2/5/2013 4:24:00 PM

the only one I think I know right off the bat is the match. the others will wear out my puzzler and I gotta start dinner. haha. Luv, Andrea

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:03:00 AM

Don't worry answers tomorrows blog lol xx

OwenYeates

Date: 2/5/2013 11:43:00 AM

Hi Mandy answers on a postcard please thick of shropehire, and what did you do with the tent might I ask, oops sorry sherlock says it was not you, you are to nice to have stolen it, all the best Owen

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/6/2013 6:02:00 AM

Owen stay just as you are my friend you are special as you are, and don't try and pinch my title of village idiot I cling to it desperately xx

Owen Yeates Date: 2/6/2013 1:19:00 AM

Hi Madny see so thick of shropshire can't even spell it, never spell Yorkshire wrong cause thats the county where I was born, the finest in britain, only went thick when I came to shropshire, noe the village idiot, all the best Owen

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/5/2013 12:43:00 PM

I am to nice Owen but I will point out the extra e you have in Shropshire my friend lol , answers tomorrow my friend xx

harryhorsman

Date: 2/5/2013 10:25:00 AM

two companies and a crowd?, the dark room?

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/5/2013 12:41:00 PM

will let you know tomorrow xx

RubenO.

Date: 2/5/2013 8:25:00 AM

1) Obscurity/ Darkness. 2) The third one has my problem! : ) 3) 9. 4) I light the match! : )

Ruben O. Date: 2/5/2013 7:49:00 PM

Maybe the answer is: Im still working on it...it's still under construction? : )

Ruben O. Date: 2/5/2013 7:47:00 PM

This is a three years ago picture, Mandy. A construction joke? I have no idea!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/5/2013 12:41:00 PM

ha you look like you have hair my friend , only missing out on one there Ex Ruben xx

DavidWilliams

Date: 2/5/2013 6:24:00 AM

ok one was bald, the match first, I will leave some for others.....

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 2/5/2013 12:39:00 PM

That cos you don't know lol , not really I know you are clever than that xx

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