Seren Roberts's Blog
 Hello All
I am a 29 year old Welsh girl,with a great sense of humour.
Single by God's choice.
Am a registered Staff Nurse/Midwife, have had serious operation recently but now back in work albeit on shorter hours.
I live alone, except for Tilly my old Boxer bitch I rescued 6 months ago, she had a shyte life, but is happy beyond words now.
I love all your comments, some make me laugh out loud, some make me hmmm. lol
If I should ever miss a congrats. from any of you, please dont take it as an insult, just maybe a large vodka and coke got in the way.
Love you all..
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Most Recent Blog Post
Clever Student
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Blog Posted:2/3/2013 11:21:00 PM
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The Test
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
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My Poems
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| Date Posted | Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| 5/22/2013 | Dying young contest | Pantoum | tribute, |
| 5/22/2013 | Kissing in the rain - Contest | Haiku | emotions,kiss, |
| 5/21/2013 | smile of an angel - senryu contest | Senryu | angel,smile, |
| 5/21/2013 | Noahs Ark - contest | Rhyme | animal,funny, |
| 5/21/2013 | Apple dumplings : george dunlop leslie | Rhyme | fruit, |
| 5/21/2013 | I walk the shore - lyrics contest | Rhyme | lost love,lyric, |
| 5/20/2013 | A Home - Contest | Free verse (vers libre) | home, |
| 5/18/2013 | No longer alone - conclusion 5 minute poem | Rhyme | joy,love,son, |
| 5/17/2013 | Where the wind blows | Rhyme | life,love,wind, |
| 5/16/2013 | India | Free verse (vers libre) | life, |
| 5/13/2013 | He walks alone - 5 minute contest | Free verse (vers libre) | lonely,lost, |
| 5/10/2013 | Blue | Tanka | blue,color, |
| 5/10/2013 | Violet | Tanka | color, |
| 5/9/2013 | Heavenly View | Rhyme | nature, |
| 5/9/2013 | Dream in a picture | Rhyme | art,dream, |
| 4/27/2013 | A Bacon Roll oh my I cant resist | Rhyme | desire,food, |
| 4/24/2013 | What is time | Free verse (vers libre) | time, |
| 4/24/2013 | I just found out - contest | Rhyme | best friend, |
| 4/24/2013 | Hope, harmony, enlightenment | Acrostic | hope, |
| 4/23/2013 | In the meadow - re- posted | Rhyme | dream,spring, |
| 4/19/2013 | what are friends | Free verse (vers libre) | friend, |
| 4/18/2013 | enjoying the rain | Rhyme | rain, |
| 4/16/2013 | Loves tune | Haiku | love,nature, |
| 4/16/2013 | Poet - lost now found | Rhyme | writing,words, |
| 4/15/2013 | word portrait | Free verse (vers libre) | friendship,words,smile, |
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Fav Poems
| Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| Centipedes | I do not know? | funny, |
| Grief is Grief is not | Free verse (vers libre) | death,grief,hope,inspirat |
| INTO NIGHTSCAPE ---ENVELOPE QUINTET--- | Rhyme | adventure,dream,mystery, |
| Riding Horses with Dad | Rhyme | father,lovedad,dad,sky, |
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