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Blog Posted:1/31/2013 6:58:00 AM
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Curtis and Leroy see an ad in the Starkville Mule Trading Newspaper.
They buy a mule for 100 dollars. The farmer agrees to deliver the mule.
FARMER: Sorry fellows, I have bad news, the mule died last night.
CURTIS: Well then just give us our money back.
FARMER: I reckon I spent the money.
LEROY: Fine, then just bring us the dead mule.
FARMER: What in the world ya’ll going to do with a dead mule?
CURTIS: We are going to raffle him off.
FARMER: You can’t raffle off a dead mule!
LEROY: We shore can. Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!
(After two weeks the farmer runs into the boys at Pig & Wiggle Grocers.)
FARMER: What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?
CURTIS: We raffled him off like we said we was going to do.
LEROY: Shucks, we sold 500 tickets, for two dollars a piece and made
a profit of $998.
FARMER: My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?
CURTIS: Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two
Dollars back.
(Not bad for two old country bumpkins!)
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My Poems
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| Date Posted | Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| 5/23/2013 | HEART BE STRONG | Rhyme | art,flower, |
| 5/21/2013 | Noahs Kangaroo | Rhyme | boat,humor, |
| 5/21/2013 | Le Jardin Dadonis | Lyric | beauty,epic, |
| 5/20/2013 | GOOD MORNING | Acrostic | devotion, |
| 5/19/2013 | Pot Pourri | Rhyme | age,beauty, |
| 5/19/2013 | Lucent Thoughts | Rhyme | beauty,fantasy,kiss, |
| 5/18/2013 | MY SWEET NAPOLEON | Limerick | beauty,devotion, |
| 5/17/2013 | Bird Of Paradise | Free verse (vers libre) | emotions, |
| 5/16/2013 | THE SUIT | Rhyme | bullying, |
| 5/14/2013 | Crickets And Fireflies | Free verse (vers libre) | child,grandmother, |
| 5/14/2013 | Poetry Puzzlers | Couplet | giggle, |
| 5/14/2013 | Run Along Cassidy | Rhyme | spoken word, |
| 5/13/2013 | FANTASY ISLAND | Free verse (vers libre) | fantasy, |
| 5/13/2013 | The Old Typewriter | Couplet | humorous, |
| 5/13/2013 | Talk, Then Taste Your Tongue | Haiku | judgement, |
| 5/13/2013 | The Temptress | Couplet | lust,passion, |
| 5/12/2013 | Motheres Are Like Flowers | Free verse (vers libre) | mom, |
| 5/12/2013 | Lost In Silence, Like The Moon | Quatrain | lost love, |
| 5/12/2013 | Help Me To Let Go | Rhyme | mom,mother daughter, |
| 5/12/2013 | Motherhood | Rhyme | mom, |
| 5/12/2013 | A Crystal Call To Beauty | Free verse (vers libre) | inspirational, |
| 5/11/2013 | DEAR GOD | Free verse (vers libre) | humor, |
| 5/10/2013 | MELANCHOLY MEMORY | Verse | mystery, |
| 5/10/2013 | Bottle Green | Tanka | august,dream, |
| 5/10/2013 | ANGEL | Free verse (vers libre) | angel,birth, |
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Fav Poems
| Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| Bright Mistress | Free verse (vers libre) | angst,love, |
| Standing Home | Rhyme | health,recovery from..., |
| Wind | Romanticism | devotion,hair, |
| Committment | Verse | love,longing,longing,love |
| It Was the Third of June | Free verse (vers libre) | lost love,dog,dog, |
| passion | Ballad | addiction,adventure, |
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