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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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Hunting Flies
Blog Posted:1/18/2013 6:15:00 AM

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. 

"Hunting Flies" He responded. 

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked. 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. 

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" 

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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  1. Date: 1/18/2013 10:45:00 AM
    Dear Mandy, Hope this finds You and Yours Healthy and High in the Spirit.It's good to read YOUR Daily Humor Again Soup Mail Reply and Same is a BLOG. LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal (Young) Liege...Harry

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bless you Harry my young liege xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 10:20:00 AM
    Very cute Mandy, BZZZZZZZ Bang! Got another one, this one was sitting on my fridge, the little gluttony bug is dead, xxxxlol

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh i wouldn't want to cross you lol xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 9:52:00 AM
    Love it! : )

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Ruben xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 9:40:00 AM
    LOL :D

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Becca xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 8:35:00 AM
    GREAT one, Mandy!

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Andy xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 8:34:00 AM
    hahahahah. So true, us women love to be on the phone and yes I've seen plenty of guys loving beer. Awesome luv. Love, Gail

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    Doyle Avatar Gail Angel Doyle Date: 1/18/2013 1:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 11:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Gail and thanks luv, saying that my husband is on the phone with a beer in his hand lol xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 7:53:00 AM
    lol Mandy.....Seren

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 8:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I had a magnifying glass out for ages until it sunk in duh xx
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 7:32:00 AM
    Cute one, Mandy! Missed you yesterday. I look forward to reading your funny blogs every day. Not trying to put pressure on you or anything. Love, Kim

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/18/2013 8:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Sorry Kim been a weeny bit under the weather love, will get back on top of things. It is all worthwhile if you read them and get a giggle Thanks luv xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
Corny Ones
Date Posted: 5/21/2013 10:28:00 AM
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
MAN + WOMAN =
Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
Good Advice
Date Posted: 3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM
Dog Lovers watch this
Date Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:00 AM
Health Advice
Date Posted: 3/15/2013 4:44:00 AM
Girls Night Out
Date Posted: 3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM
OLD AGE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
Death Of Black Magic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM
CREDIT CARDS
Date Posted: 3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM
A Million Dollars
Date Posted: 3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM
A Kiss A Yard
Date Posted: 3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Passing On A Warning
Date Posted: 3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM
Expensive Perfume
Date Posted: 3/6/2013 9:19:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
5/21/2013Why there were no Unicorns on Noah's ArkCoupletanimal,
5/20/2013Little OneVersememory,sad,
5/20/2013GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLYRhymehumorous,
5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
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