Seren Roberts's Blog
 Hello All
I am a 29 year old Welsh girl,with a great sense of humour.
Single by God's choice.
Am a registered Staff Nurse/Midwife, have had serious operation recently but now back in work albeit on shorter hours.
I live alone, except for Tilly my old Boxer bitch I rescued 6 months ago, she had a shyte life, but is happy beyond words now.
I love all your comments, some make me laugh out loud, some make me hmmm. lol
If I should ever miss a congrats. from any of you, please dont take it as an insult, just maybe a large vodka and coke got in the way.
Love you all..
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Most Recent Blog Post
a few funnies to make you smile further I hope
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Blog Posted:1/14/2013 5:31:00 PM
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A few oldies to make you smile
1. Two blondes walk into a building --- you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message: 'If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key.'
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day --- but I couldn't find any.
5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli --- a strong currant pulled him in.
6. A man recovered in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know, I've cut off your hands'.
7. I went to a Seafood Disco last week, and pulled a muscle.
8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
10 Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on that.'
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My Poems
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| Date Posted | Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| 5/18/2013 | No longer alone - conclusion 5 minute poem | Rhyme | joy,love,son, |
| 5/17/2013 | Where the wind blows | Rhyme | life,love,wind, |
| 5/16/2013 | India | Free verse (vers libre) | life, |
| 5/13/2013 | He walks alone - 5 minute contest | Free verse (vers libre) | lonely,lost, |
| 5/10/2013 | Blue | Tanka | blue,color, |
| 5/10/2013 | Violet | Tanka | color, |
| 5/9/2013 | Heavenly View | Rhyme | nature, |
| 5/9/2013 | Dream in a picture | Rhyme | art,dream, |
| 4/27/2013 | A Bacon Roll oh my I cant resist | Rhyme | desire,food, |
| 4/24/2013 | What is time | Free verse (vers libre) | time, |
| 4/24/2013 | I just found out - contest | Rhyme | best friend, |
| 4/24/2013 | Hope, harmony, enlightenment | Acrostic | hope, |
| 4/23/2013 | In the meadow - re- posted | Rhyme | dream,spring, |
| 4/19/2013 | what are friends | Free verse (vers libre) | friend, |
| 4/18/2013 | enjoying the rain | Rhyme | rain, |
| 4/16/2013 | Loves tune | Haiku | love,nature, |
| 4/16/2013 | Poet - lost now found | Rhyme | writing,words, |
| 4/15/2013 | word portrait | Free verse (vers libre) | friendship,words,smile, |
| 4/15/2013 | self portrait | Free verse (vers libre) | life,prayer,smile, |
| 4/14/2013 | A soul awakened | Free verse (vers libre) | hope,prayer,hope, |
| 4/12/2013 | Brains Dark - Pub Song | Free verse (vers libre) | happy,dark,city,dark,love |
| 4/11/2013 | Listen to the shell - ocean-ku | Haiku | nature,sea, |
| 4/10/2013 | My Bed The Synathroesmic Cat | Couplet | funny, |
| 4/10/2013 | Ghostly Figures Roundel | Verse | lost, |
| 4/9/2013 | Box of Tissues-Humiliation- | Rhyme | funny,life, |
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Fav Poems
| Poem Title | Form | Categories |
| Centipedes | I do not know? | funny, |
| Grief is Grief is not | Free verse (vers libre) | death,grief,hope,inspirat |
| INTO NIGHTSCAPE ---ENVELOPE QUINTET--- | Rhyme | adventure,dream,mystery, |
| Riding Horses with Dad | Rhyme | father,lovedad,dad,sky, |
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