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a few funnies to make you smile further I hope


Blog Posted:1/14/2013 5:31:00 PM


A few oldies  to make you smile

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. Two blondes walk into a building --- you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.


2. Phone answering machine message:  'If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key.'


3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.  The shrink says,  'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 


4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day --- but I couldn't find any. 


5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli --- a strong currant pulled him in. 


6. A man recovered in hospital after a serious accident.  He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'  The doctor replied, 'I know, I've cut off your hands'. 


7. I went to a Seafood Disco last week, and pulled a muscle. 


8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft.  It sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 


9.  Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.  Police say that he topped himself. 


10 Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head.  Doc says,  'I'll give you some cream to put on that.' 

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  1. Date: 1/15/2013 3:06:00 PM
    love the ice-cream one...David

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 12:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lol you mean no 9. Yes its funny ... Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 1:14:00 PM
    McChuckles from this Highlander :)

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 12:04:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Of course, we celts haven same humour.....Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 9:16:00 AM
    Laughing...laughing...yep, still laughing !! Love it !! Thanks !!

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 12:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Keep laughing its better than a tonic....Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 8:03:00 AM
    these are GREAT, Seren. I started to read them last night as I was going off and just read the last ones now. My kind of humor.

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 12:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lol there s a continuing blog. Make a brew sit down and read them ...Seren
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 7:01:00 AM
    HOW DARE YOU>>I'm blonde, well that's what the bottle said lol xx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 12:09:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thats the root of the problem Mandy. Your dark side. Rofl....
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 5:52:00 AM
    Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forget to take the tissues out of the box.

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 11:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol now thats funny
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 1/15/2013 7:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    golly still laughing here xx
  1. Date: 1/15/2013 5:48:00 AM
    I needed this, even though it hurt me to laugh it helped my sour mood. Thanks, Jancarl

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 12:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Why does it hurt?
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 7:14:00 PM
    We got a new comedian in our mist, I enjoyed your sense of humor Seren, I believe our dear Mandy has some competition in the laughter domain keep them coming girl, xxx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/16/2013 12:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    No we dont compete, just hate each other. Haha nooooooo we dont? Bestest of friends...Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 6:05:00 PM
    : \

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    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 1/14/2013 6:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    :— ) <----Pinocchio nose
    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 1/14/2013 6:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    : ) I was kidding!!!! ......[ : \ ]
    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 6:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hello Ruben, they are corny but put a grin on the face..
    O. Avatar Ruben O. Date: 1/14/2013 6:08:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    (exigent audience) LOL!

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