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About SillyBilly theKidster
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Bloggers PhotoI was born and now I'm here. One day soon in the future, I'll disappear.

 

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A Bible Story
Blog Posted:1/13/2013 7:35:00 AM

 

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Abraham and Isaac ascended the mountain.
Isaac was Abraham's only son.
Abraham was going to sacrifice Isaac as a burnt offering
at the bequest of God's beckoning,
but Abraham didn't tell Isaac anything.
It turns out that Abraham didn't have to sacrifice his only son
because God changed His mind, so the deed was never done.
When descending the mountain, Isaac to his father did shout,
"Would you mind explaining to me what the hell that was all about?!!"

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PS:

Abraham also had Isaac carry the wood up the mountain.

Damn, and I thought I had issues with my old man.

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The moral of the above biblical lesson?
Thank God For Today's Psychotropic Medications
which help to aleviate such auditory halucinations.
I'm greatful that my Dad is taking them
otherwise I might find myself in poor Isaac's situation.
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  1. Date: 1/14/2013 8:17:00 AM
    Interesting... If he needs those meds... I'd just run!

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  1. Date: 1/13/2013 10:52:00 AM
    Abraham had two sons, Isaac and Ishmael. According to the Koran, Ishmael was the son who went up the mountain. His descedents are the Arabs and Isaac's are the Hebrews. Both spoke the same language at the time of Abraham, Semitic.

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  1. Date: 1/13/2013 9:12:00 AM
    Haha :D And that is the "rest of the story" lol

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  1. Date: 1/13/2013 8:36:00 AM
    makes you wonder lol xx

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  1. Date: 1/13/2013 7:54:00 AM
    Waaaaa haahahahhahhahaha! Hilarious! (I WONT say anything about the credibility of this biblical story or about Abraham's potential psychiatric disorders... curiously a Patriarchal figure with a prominent role in Judaism, Christianity and Islam...) ...As I said: Hilarious!

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