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I started writing poetry as a young boy, actually they were lyrics to melodies I would invent, performed before the captive audience of Mom and Dad, who were, at least outwardly entertained.  Let’s face it, if you can’t please a loving family it’s probably not a good idea to take your show on the road.  I started writing poems in high school for English and Lit. classes and through college, some for courses, some for loves, and some---just because.  Sold some lyrics for ads and had some writings published.  Then life struck—marriage, family, work, and I didn’t write another poem for years, well, maybe a few.  Then just over a year ago I was searching for inspiration for a eulogy because a friend’s Dad had died and my search lead me to Poetry Soup and the fine poets who reside here.  I have learned more here than in all of my English and Literature classes combined.  I can think of many names that have been particularly inspirational but truly it is the whole—this creative melting pot…Poetry Soup---Thank You


 

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Well Planned Divorce
Blog Posted:12/7/2012 11:33:00 AM

 

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.""Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what a
re you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
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  1. Date: 12/8/2012 2:36:00 AM
    Love it....

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 6:10:00 PM
    HA HA, good one' Sandy

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 4:26:00 PM
    a really good one. Thanks for the laugh, Craig! Merry Christmas! hugs, Catie :)

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 3:09:00 PM
    Well pretty tricky. Good for them!! Ha Ha HA

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 2:39:00 PM
    Ha ha Sweeeet <3

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 1:07:00 PM
    Nice one Craig, love it xx

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 12:50:00 PM
    lol....now this is the most awesome... joke ever...i love this... a super a +... got to give it to you...PD

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 11:37:00 AM
    : ) Good one, Craig!

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5/16/2013Linda's SongFree verse (vers libre)dedication,
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5/15/2013Life's WavesFree verse (vers libre)life,
5/14/2013Too YoungPantoumdad,death,
5/14/2013Five MinutesFree verse (vers libre)introspection,
5/10/2013GreenTankalove,
5/7/2013To LilyQuatrainbirthday,
5/6/2013In Silence I StoodVillanellelife,love,
5/4/2013Blue GardeniaFree verse (vers libre)love,
5/4/2013merlotHaikunature,
5/3/2013SophisticationFree verse (vers libre)life,
4/29/2013A Ripple in TimeFree verse (vers libre)hope,life,
4/25/2013Evolution Worst PoemFree verse (vers libre)life,
4/21/2013Life's LessonsBlank verselife,
4/21/2013The Otters PlaySonnetlife,
4/20/2013FriendshipAcrosticfriendship,
4/20/2013Dragon SlayersFree verse (vers libre)life,
4/19/2013In The MeadowSonnetwar,
4/18/2013Haiku ap1813Haikunature,
4/16/2013Synathroesmic CatCoupletfunny,
4/14/2013 MoonFree verse (vers libre)moon,
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4/13/2013CoccinellidaeQuintain (English)funny,
4/13/2013Belly UpRhymesong-lyric,me,fun,me,
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Secrets of the StreamFree verse (vers libre)introspection,nature
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Double PhantasyFree verse (vers libre)loss,mystery,sad
Something of a DreamerFree verse (vers libre)life,
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FIRST CHERUBIC CHANCELyricmystery,uplifting
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New EnglandRhymenature,seasons,
If EverSonnetfaith,hope,inspirational,
ALL FOR HONORQuatrainlost love,sad,sleep,
THE HOURSSonneton writing and words,time
EULOGY FOR THE ELDON GALLERY, WATERLOOFree verse (vers libre)art,life,places,sad,grand
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