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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

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Sat at The airport just got time for this.. VAMPIRE BAT
Blog Posted:10/6/2012 4:06:00 AM

 

The Vampire Bat


A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. 

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. 

He told them to "go way! I need some sleep", but they persisted until he finally gave in. 

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following him. 

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. 

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. 

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

 
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a bat frenzy. 


"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I didn't!" 


Bye for now !  xx

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  1. Date: 10/6/2012 11:31:00 AM
    Have a marvels Holiday Mandy - Beware of bats! - oxox love Anne-Lise :)

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  1. Date: 10/6/2012 11:02:00 AM
    I knew this one but I laughed anyways! ...at the airport? where are you going?

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 10/8/2012 12:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Spain Ruben see you when I get back xx
  1. Date: 10/6/2012 10:43:00 AM
    Hahaha:-) Hope the pilots flying you to Spain has better eyes..lmao:--) And its not fair that you`re going to Spain again already!:)

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    Ertsland Avatar Arild Andresen Ertsland Date: 10/6/2012 11:22:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    *this year;)
    Ertsland Avatar Arild Andresen Ertsland Date: 10/6/2012 11:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha! already bought new tickets,lmao:-) christmas eve at the beach this:-)
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 10/6/2012 10:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hey you keep skipping of to Turkey miss me won't you ha ha xx
  1. Date: 10/6/2012 10:31:00 AM
    Loved it. LOL

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  1. Date: 10/6/2012 9:53:00 AM
    lol - first time I've tried that. Anyway, have a safe flight and watch out for those trees.

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  1. Date: 10/6/2012 7:28:00 AM
    lol..... now bat;-) must have blond running through it's blood,, lol... sorry could not help the comment...pd

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