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About Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
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I don't want you to get bored looking at me and hubby in the garden last year, so I'll show it to you in the daylight, my refuge where the foxes wander.
There is not much that many of you don't know about me now, I enjoy a good laugh and if I can find one I will. If I can make someone smile my day is complete. I enjoy people and people watching but do not suffer fools easily, mainly because my dad told me I would be one when I grew up, and I think he may have been right.
I was born in Yorkshire and the extended family are still there but we now live in Staffordshire, we being my husband of 33 years and our two sons, well one of them has left and lives with his partner a girl whom we love dearly.
My latest hobby is writing and from this I am learning a great deal from and about people, that write.
My latest, latest thing to keep me occupied is making myself a nice new fleece top, it's getting cold and my old one; which must be 12 years old has had to be sent to a better place and I miss it already RIP>

 

Most Recent Blog Post


THE MAGICIAN
Blog Posted:9/28/2012 3:11:00 AM

 




A magician working on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one
problem : the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand
how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
 "Look,
it's not the same hat!" or "Look he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious he tried everything bar killing it to shut it up.  It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night after battling for hours in the  Pacific Ocean, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician could not believe his luck when he found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea but  as fate would have it, the parrot, landed beside him exhausted and wet.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went
on for a day... and then 2 days...and then 3 days.

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and

said......


"OK, I give up. What have you done with the ship?"
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  1. Date: 9/29/2012 1:33:00 PM
    lol, good one : )

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  1. Date: 9/28/2012 2:52:00 PM
    Very good story and very funny too!

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  1. Date: 9/28/2012 2:14:00 PM
    GREAT! GREAT! GREAT! LOL

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  1. Date: 9/28/2012 1:02:00 PM
    Love this one.

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  1. Date: 9/28/2012 1:00:00 PM
    Too funny, lol! Keep us laughing Mandy!

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  1. Date: 9/28/2012 12:17:00 PM
    Hilarious! : D

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  1. Date: 9/28/2012 8:57:00 AM
    that was good, I love your little joke/blogs, cute way to start my day

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    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 9/28/2012 9:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Francine you are a pal xx

My Past Blog Posts

 
Finding You
Date Posted: 5/17/2013 10:43:00 AM
UPDATE FOR DAVID WILLIAMS
Date Posted: 5/9/2013 1:28:00 PM
DAVID WILLIAM'S CON /VOWEL CONTEST Apologies
Date Posted: 5/3/2013 1:17:00 AM
FUNNIES FOR YOU AND NEWS ON SEREN
Date Posted: 4/29/2013 1:13:00 PM
AS YOU SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTER OF LIFE AND BEST WISHES FOR SEREN AND GAIL
Date Posted: 4/26/2013 3:37:00 AM
CAR TROUBLE
Date Posted: 4/20/2013 6:12:00 AM
MAN + WOMAN =
Date Posted: 4/16/2013 8:08:00 AM
ANGRY WIFE
Date Posted: 4/12/2013 8:30:00 AM
Seven Inches
Date Posted: 4/8/2013 6:11:00 AM
WISDON TEETH REMOVAL
Date Posted: 4/5/2013 10:33:00 AM
FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL TO MARRY
Date Posted: 3/30/2013 6:52:00 AM
Best Friends
Date Posted: 3/23/2013 6:55:00 AM
BEER RESEARCH
Date Posted: 3/22/2013 5:39:00 AM
Good Advice
Date Posted: 3/19/2013 3:06:00 AM
Dog Lovers watch this
Date Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:00 AM
Health Advice
Date Posted: 3/15/2013 4:44:00 AM
Girls Night Out
Date Posted: 3/14/2013 10:35:00 AM
OLD AGE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Date Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:00 AM
Death Of Black Magic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 4:25:00 AM
CREDIT CARDS
Date Posted: 3/11/2013 3:49:00 AM
A Million Dollars
Date Posted: 3/9/2013 5:20:00 AM
A Kiss A Yard
Date Posted: 3/8/2013 7:26:00 AM
Passing On A Warning
Date Posted: 3/7/2013 11:37:00 AM
Expensive Perfume
Date Posted: 3/6/2013 9:19:00 AM
Wisdom Comes With Age
Date Posted: 3/4/2013 5:54:00 AM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
5/21/2013Why there were no Unicorns on Noah's ArkCoupletanimal,
5/20/2013Little OneVersememory,sad,
5/20/2013GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLYRhymehumorous,
5/1/2013BacchusHaikuwine,
5/1/2013A Ripple In TimeLight Poetrylonging,
4/30/2013Re AwakeningSonnetjoy,love,
4/29/2013Our HeartSonnetemotions,
4/25/2013Portrait In WordsSonnetcharacter,
4/22/2013Self PortraitVersecharacter,
4/22/2013UnderstandingRhymemissing you,
4/17/2013The Kitchen FitterFree verse (vers libre)life,me,me,
4/16/2013haiku 3Haikunature,
4/16/2013Love And TrustSonnetlove,words,love,trust,
4/14/2013The First TimeSonnetlove,truth,
4/12/2013UFOSenryulove,
4/11/2013Upon A Bed Of PetalsQuatrainlove,romance,love,
4/10/2013Water BabiesRhymeimagination,children,worl
4/10/2013Famous CouplesRhymelost,god,eve,god,
4/5/2013The Rescue metamorphRhymelove,child,child,friend,h
4/1/2013The MoleLimerickhumorous,
3/29/2013Trial and ErrorRhymemetaphor,strength,
3/27/2013Z is for ZariaABCnature,name,tree,beauty,f
3/27/2013The Rattle Of The KeyboardGrookwrite,
3/23/2013The Missing PieceRhymelife,me,day,me,
3/22/2013What Lurks WithinCoupletangst,light,light,may,me,
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