Shirty Poems - Poems about Shirty

...Molly had a chat with Bert, Stating that she had an aversion to bottles that squirt, She preferred her sauces in glass bottles, The plastic monstrosities she'd like to throttle, As she said this,......Read the rest...

...7/29/21 "30" While seeing lifeforms scurry Heard it all from a little birdie This morning the birds extra chirpy Can't take too long, got to hurry In order to make the best of this journey ......Read the rest...

...I The beggar outside the supermarket You swore was picked up later In a flashy car Sat there in the sun for 8 hours While you pissed & moaned All the way home To your bookless Mausoleum Wit......Read the rest...

...All men have born desires garland of the prettiest arm. Want to meet in the loveliest Place Where no hurdle no harm. She was waiting to Mr right Spider webs to trap ju......Read the rest...

...A dental assistant named Bertie Found patients could sometimes get shirty One annoying old bloke Would repeat the same joke His appointment time was 'tooth hurty' This old joke d......Read the rest...

...IV Foreign affairs « Putin, I’m rootin to stop the shootin. » « So am I ; about time you started too. » « Started too! Me, I’m faster than you. » « Not start too, you fool, but Start One, Start......Read the rest...

...Giggling Girty became quite shirty When her boyfriend was acting flirty, With a handful of mud Delivered with an awful thud Her boyfriend is now dizzy and dirty.......Read the rest...

..."Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!" "Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go Which he did. Awft to the bushes and......Read the rest...

...Leany Reany was so cleany, She bathed five times a day, She washed herself with ropey soapy After every little play. Dirty Burty was so shirty When he had to take a shower, He washed himself wi......Read the rest...

...Short, sharp and shirty birds do not meddle as man does with mint for lamb......Read the rest...

...Dirtybird McCurdy… Driven not deterredy Young though quite maturedy Vision crisp not blurredy Speech smooth not slurredy On like the horse he’s spurredy And in like the fish he’s luredy King of d......Read the rest...