Holy Cow Poems - Poems about Holy Cow

...Got books checked out from three libraries now... that's kind of a lot--- holy cow!......Read the rest...

...Their human ma and pa were spark out in reclining chairs But Rum and Raisin watched the TV with enraptured stares The western had just ended with the credits rolling past And Raisin said, “That gu......Read the rest...

...Poems for Poets X Poems about Poets X Sinking by Michael R. Burch for Virginia Woolf Weigh me down with stones ... fill all the pockets of my gown ... I’m going down, ......Read the rest...

...In India, it's 'Holy Cow!' In Mexico, it's 'Ole, Cow!' In Japan, it's 'Hory Crow' In the USA ~ Careful! ~ Felony for the wrong pronoun......Read the rest...

...I'm loathe to agonize, but it's an issue guys! Some cash wafts heaven sent, but spoils like excrement! It's shops long hours that stink (are driving me to drink!) I sit home long retired. She's yo......Read the rest...

...A Texan rancher Samuel Maverick, Who never his calves and cattle branded, That caused to create the word maverick— An eccentric rebel born of cow shed! Now, before the word breached its nati......Read the rest...

...Valentines day = hug cow day India’s political zoo Modi’s new moo Holy cow! Make India Zoophilia......Read the rest...

...Penguin the pilchard leapt onto the ice He flipped and he flopped and arrived in a trice He took a deep breath and he held it and then He bellowed with all of his might… “MEN!” Pilchard the pen......Read the rest...

...Reprobate fictional schnorrer... Who never did a lick of work gifted lifelong entitlement, yet possessed webbed wide world reputation actually humble contemplative earthling jump/kick started......Read the rest...

...Increase In Head Size impossible mission to encapsulate notion flitting hither and yon, to and fro within cranium attached to mine body, whereby irrefutable proof prevails predicated when you......Read the rest...

... Oh, don’t abandon us now! We so love your masked fear. Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear. What shall I do, Holy Cow? Should I check my cat’s rear? Is there Omicron in my ale or beer? I fr......Read the rest...

...How many of youse guys remember these Well golly gee, holy cow, gosh darn, gee willikers Way back when they were naughty phrases Today the naughty words are maimers and killers How thi......Read the rest...

...Ah...Satisfactorily Succumbing Into Salubrious Sleep Aye sandman, I surrender to yar supreme governance surreal spectacular soiree gifts subconscious sphere soothing (analogous to natural pallia......Read the rest...

...OLD PRISONER crusty trusty DAVY JONES' LOCKER deeper keeper HOLY COW divine bovine...Read the rest...

...Bat and Gat were reading one day: just too rainy outside to play. They had opened a book; pretty soon they were hooked, and they both got carried away. Curiosity sang a sweet tune ‘bout a cat......Read the rest...