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11/21/2013 1:11:18 AM

Kileem Al Lishmiin
Posts: 3

Tension Relief Program or TRP is a new treatment for a condition from which many of us suffer.

Step 1: Say "Footboatgoose" 3 times.

Step 2: Laugh.

If you cannot laugh, try restarting the program.

Saying "footboatgoose" 3 times may summon goofballs with bad hair, foul language, and noisy black & white striped suits.

TRP may cause ILLS(Infinite Logic Loop Syndrome).

If you develop ILLS, suspend using TRP and call Tech Support.

ILLS may make you unsafe to drive, so ask a friend to help you.

Treatment of ILLS is available and recovery is possible.

Side effects of TRP may include snorkel nose, pick-up stickyballs, and memory crapping.

Less common side effects may include trembling limbo bimbo, itchy fuzz-butt stubble, and jumping Macarena beans.

Men may experience interrupted pistachio stream and/or herniated taco sauce.

Women may experience runaway Fallopian tubin' and/or made in China milk.

WARNING: Saying "footboatgoose" around strangers may cause temporary detention.

TRP is still in development, but I think it is safe to use in moderation.

Please send all concerns to whom?
TRP v1.15 - Fit to Print
e-mail marshfellow@yahoo.com for TRP in Wordpad format

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