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8/21/2012 10:33:07 AM
femi joey oloidi Posts: 13
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CANNABIS PREACHER There was a dreadlocks Jah man called Dennis He changed his name to Ratty
He never takes the same paths with cops, nor need their help, because he knew how to plant and sell his weed crops successfully well He hardly moved with his mates, because he is always high in faith He never liked having his bath, because he hates feeling slippery like a sweating bat He didn't know maths, but he always sat and frat in his mat, while he smoked down jumbo marijuana with his fat pocket friends He didn't know how to play long tennis, but he had a very long penis And the Genesis of his love, started with a white girl, called Jennis, He admired her so dearly, because of her skimpy outfit and she also knew how to play long tennis sexy well But she always ran far from him, because she only knew how to play with short penis and she is a semi-virgin, who doesn't want a man with such long penis, which was almost the size of her long tennis bat, to travel up north, through her virgin Atlantic private part So she hid and ran continuously, in order not to get ugly drilled by a long tennis bat This is the story of Ratty, the cannabis preacher… edited by king femi on 8/21/2012 edited by king femi on 8/21/2012
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