Brown Nose Poems - Poems about Brown Nose

... "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy" One of my favorite quotes by a man named Ron Hall If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Tell that to each kid and his or her pappy. Some moms can b......Read the rest...

...Good morning Poison Squirrels, Today I am going to address your bowel problems My class groans. We don’t like to think about them. We are teens. Your mouth chews up food, right? Asks Mr. Lee......Read the rest...

...Scratch off everyone who passed away and those who went astray those who did not send you one I know but Blah Humbug! is somewhat fun Have to send to relatives who are rich and to all family so ......Read the rest...

...She is so ugly she needs a reincarnation far too fat for a one time zone nation chuck her an apple it goes into orbit around her waist where she’s so morbid Stop complaining I’m having a la......Read the rest...

... Don’t pardon those demockratory quips, them dishonest mistakes Unless you love walking thru a field of verbal cow chips Beware! Aye lips very often halitosis snip Here is a rue unpa......Read the rest...

... Some got a pathological need, a dirty obsession for that coffin wallpaper They wrapped themselves in the black widow veil of murderous deceit For what? To taste the yellow snow of a......Read the rest...

...You’ve an ahrse the size of Jupiter and a head that couldn’t be stupider as for your teets I’m not sure they exist you’re a nasty narcissist brown nose and lips probably Nazi in a past life ......Read the rest...

... Brown nose, head bowed low Sniffing submissively so Wag the sniveling tongue, show the power privileged ones much servile love Catch the prime scraps tossed from your master’s ta......Read the rest...

...From the first breath 'till my death I've played the role of happy clown first- wearing the newborn silly hat plastic phone placed in my hands parents cooing at my first "smile" knowing all alo......Read the rest...

... Coulda been the Hand of the Lying King, if I didn’t tell the truth so much Coulda been Caesar’s right hand man, if I was kill willing to have a shogun trigger touch Coulda been......Read the rest...

... “Truth isn’t truth,” that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose a has-been sniffing the swi......Read the rest...

... Pinocchio politicians got long nose ambitions Pirate patch parrot thoughts in the bosom keel dereliction decisions Gender gypsy tramps bought, paid horizontal submission Whore whisp......Read the rest...

...Never Hit a Potamus Never hit a Potamus, on his grey brown nose. Cos' if you do, he'll flatten you, by jumping on your toes. For 7 year olds Contest to follow KS 28.1.18......Read the rest...

... I never liked you no, no ... no, no never I did I never cared for your fake Eddie Haskell face at all Your tart tongue cut my birthday cake ... seedy, greedy hands took a slice not s......Read the rest...

...playground politics we zap and zip read my lips we hide and seek from teacher's peek on swings we wing on slides we cried marbles play swords we flay should i repeat another beat mar......Read the rest...