You will not believe it's true - Anne-Lise Andresen's Blog

Sometimes it goes completely wrong in the patient record. - have found doctors' biggest blunders. 

You will not believe it's true, but each of these formulations is from genuine Norwegian health records: 

*The onset of rash revolve around the patient. 
*She has no frostbite, but her husband states she was very hot in bed the night of the day. 
*The patient stops breathing and died in hospital last night. She is here today to complain about this. 
*Truck driver with good condition which usually runs a mil without getting breathless. 
*The patient found the right big toe hangs down slightly compared to the other fingers. 
*The patient also go to an acupuncturist. He sticks her here and there. Now she is pregnant. 
*Man gored by bull moose fishing. 
*The stools are the same color as the doors on the 19th division. 
*After the patient stopped smoking, his smell returned. 
*The patient has been placed on the kennel in Dunstable with support from Social Services. 
*Consultation because he had turned left big toe that was almost fully released. Staff will still not  take it off when it hurts. 
*The patient was advised that the heart was good, but that she would come again if she lost  consciousness. 
*This was the patients lying on my desk. 
*When she feels tired, the face turned to the right and stand there and shakes a while. 
*The pain in his back comes when the patient is lying straight, with both feet on the back. 
*The patient is pregnant for 19 months. 
*She was walking with only one leg of tights attached. The other hung freely. 
*Seems he wets good. As a horse, according to his own statements. 
*Consultation due to allergic symptoms. Conversation via the stomach as interpreters. 
*The patient is judged to be patchy. 
*The patient had ears, but these have fallen off. 
*Have been hiking in the mountains, she delivered by helicopter yesterday. 
*Patients experiencing rash of contrast agent, strawberries, shrimp, and several of the children. 
*Vomiting disappeared in the afternoon. So did her husband. 
*In 1974, the patient received an excavator over it. Since suffering from tinnitus. 
*Have started to get small bloody tablespoons in the stool up to 15-200 times / day. 
*The butt was bleeding through so it was replaced. 
*Food does he by his son who is in the freezer. 
*Can not get down the chin to the head. 
*The ears visible behind pale wax. 
*Recommended to get another appointment if the symptoms come back, and then call a month in  advance. 
*Father and mother died when she was 12 years old. They have no contact with her. 
*It should be added that no significant temperature difference can not be detected between the  legs. 
*Last week saw her eyes disappeared underground. Eyes protruding. 
*Patients with facial eczema. Skin problems in connection with the use of underpants. 
*Regarding his impotence, he will continue the medication and let his wife handle it. 
*The patient should abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse until I can take her.

 // Anne-Lise :))))