Some One- Liners For Ya - Deb Wilson's Blog

 Hey Soupers --I found these and thought they were clever so I thought I'd share them with you.

1-Do not argue with an idiot-he will beat you with experience.
2-I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my grandpa.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3-Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4-We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
5-Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
6-If I'd agree with you we'd both be wrong.
7-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8-Children...you spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
9-Politicians and diapers have one thing in common--they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
10-The evening news is where they begin with " Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
11-War does not determine who is right--only who is left.
12- We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.



HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE!!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/17/2013 9:41:00 AM Thanks Deb, needed a laugh .xx Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/17/2013 5:36:00 AM I really like the last one..But when people get home all war turns loose..Enjoyed reading this morn..Squash is also a fruit..Sara Login to Reply