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Growing Old Disgracefully

...My middle aged spread sure is spreading Right before my very eyes My tush is the size of a hippo And I dare not mention my thighs My once pert boobies have gone south They were onc......Read the rest...

Categories: as many chins as a chinese phone book, age, body, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

I Don'T Know Why Cliches Are Bad

...Every poet worth their sault Every teacher and professor declare you will prove to be as dense as a London fog Using clichés But I think clichés make it clear as the nose on your face That there ......Read the rest...

Categories: as many chins as a chinese phone book, cheer up, education, fun,
Form: Free verse