To some he is a myth or legend
But I am here to answer your questions
Is he real? Merely a tale to scare?
Oh he is real and you best beware!
None have seen him in decades it is said
Because he waits till your asleep in bed
Master swordsman, pirate, and sniper all true?
Only you will know when he comes for you
I suppose he cast spells on those he sees
Believe it boy he’ll bend your knees
Seems unnatural or a cheap lie at best
You will realize it when you’re a bloody mess
This interview is over you senile old fool
Take him away and serve him extra gruel