Some Things Google Can't Find

Written by: Elton Camp

Some Things Google Can’t Find

By Elton Camp

There are some things Google can’t find
One, in particular, quickly comes to mind

A subject that can be researched all day
Without ever managing to find the way

Since far too many variables will enter in
Making it practically impossible to win

Adam of old didn’t succeed in doing it
So fellows today may as well eschew it

It’d bring such a reduction in strife
To know how to manage one’s wife

If, to this dilemma, a solution is found
All husbands worldwide it will astound

But go ahead and google it if you must
That it won’t work, you really can trust