Where's Your Wife

Written by: Jack Ellison



Where's your wife? Oh she out being Cathie Helping some soul Avert a tragedy It's who Cathie is She's everyone's friend A generous soul Her love never ends Without her I'm lost Alone at sea I'll tell you a secret Just between you and me Once thought I'd sell her But the problem is There ain't enough cash To replace my sweet Ms. Now settle down people It was just for a laugh No money can replace her I'm a silly old ass She's out being Cathie So aptly describes My dearest sweet lover She fills me with pride! © Jack Ellison 2013