Mike the Mechanic

Written by: Uwe Stroh

He can fix anything

no matter the year

the make, the model

but has his own way 

 

No, just throw that

on the scrapheap

with all the others

 

Seriously, I just

want to work

I hate people

mostly but not always

 

Get a bigger hammer

depression my foot

you need a one way ticket

to Ethiopia  

 

I'm having a smoke

it's thinking time

need to get more guns 

but that's another matter 

now I know how it works

only took three ciggies  

 

Most tradies rip off their

best customers cause they can

but that's bull you don't

need it 

 

No, just throw that

on the scrapheap

with all the others.