Clyde The Tailor

Written by: Robert L. Hinshaw

There was once a village tailor named Clyde

   Who was known for his misfits though he tried.

      He altered trousers for Mort.
         Mort said, "The inseam's too short!"

            My! My!  Mort, how you have grown!" Clyde replied!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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