Check My Pulse

Written by: Jack Ellison

If the image on TV didn't turn my crank Someone should check my pulse Had to quickly look away from the screen Became agitated and totally engulfed Tried really hard to shield my eyes She almost popped out of the screen Cathie was sitting right beside me Had to muffle my tiny screams I know what you guys must be thinking Only one thing on my naughty old mind But for artistic merit I was overwhelmed She's had the cutest li'l behind My pulse was racing a mile a minute It's got nothing to do with affection Guess you could call it a carnal attraction The reason for my reddish complexion © Jack Ellison 2013