Dickhead Fish

Written by: mike dailey

Dickhead Fish

Researchers in Vietnam
Recently dropped this little bomb
They have found a whole new species
Whose organ’s splayed far from his feces
The article that I just read
Said *****es were on top their head
So when it’s sex that they’re pursuing
They can’t see just what they’re doing 
Don’t know about you but one thing I dread
Is getting into something way over my head

And the official name they gave it
Is something Latinish
If you’re like me, we’re hoping
It translates “Dickhead Fish”