Big Half Price Sale

Written by: Jack Ellison

I've often suspected the big box stores When announcing a half price sale Of bumping up their regular prices So discounts seem larger in scale They're probably giving us 10% off But it seems like a big bunch more I guess they're legally within their rights But morally a bit shady for sure I guess I'm guilty like everyone else Of searching for that deal of deals So when I get back I can brag to my wife How I really got away with a steal Who am I fooling, I just got skinned There are no free tickets in life The deal I thought I got away with today Is not really that good of a price I've often suspected the big box stores... © Jack Ellison 2012