I'm That Guy

Written by: SillyBilly theKidster

I'm that guy who tells you how beautiful you are.
I'm that guy who looks upon you as if you are a star.
I'm that guy who comes on strong with the romance.
I'm that guy who caters to your every whim during the seduction dance.
I'm that guy your mother warned you to avoid at the very first glance.
I'm that guy who is only interested in getting in your pants.