Sweet Little Stubby

Written by: Jack Ellison

Feel all alone on a desert isle Since you left me without a word Please come back my sweet young thing I admit I've been quite a turd Hereby promise to honour and obey And be a good little hubby There's only one thing I insist on though Stop calling it a 'sweet little stubby' Very sensitive about the guy downstairs Been friends for quite a while Even stubbies have feelings you know So help him get back his sweet smile © Jack Ellison 2012