HUMBUG

Written by: Jeff Bresee

I can’t stand another year of this
With the sales that start after summer’s bliss

And the songs that play round the clock each day
And the cock-eyed ice and snow

And the ho ho ho’s and the ringing bells
And the wasted time; makes me mad as hell

And crowds that block every road and shop
Every dog-gone place I go!

No, I can’t stand so much as another day
Wish this time of year would just go away

And leave me here to my mansion 
Warm and snug

Cuz I’m tired of the groans and the chains that creak 
And those three damn ghosts who won’t let me sleep

So to you and them I say…

BAH HUMBUG!

…Jeff Bresee