A Good Man Understands

Written by: Emily Pascale

A Good Man Understands.

SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! GO AWAY!
Don’t forget to bring me back a kit-kat today :)

DON’T TALK TO ME, YOU’RE SO ANNOYING!
Pumpkin, where are you going?

EWW! DON’T TOUCH ME, LEAVE ME ALONE!
OMG, look at this new app on my phone!

SEX?! HAHA...YEAH RIGHT!
Babe, please stay and cuddle with me tonight <3

GO GET THE FREAKING HEAT PAD FOR ME!
Honey, let’s stay in and watch a movie please.

WHO THE HELL IS THAT GIRL POSTING ON YOUR FACEBOOK?!
Sorry baby, I didn’t realize it was just Brooke.

Wearing sweats to your parents’ GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
Sweetie, do these pants make me look fat?

Good morning cutie? Want some breakfast? By the way I love You!
“Done PMSing? THANK GOD! I love you too”.