Dieter's Nightmare

Written by: Jon A Cavanaugh

I wakened on my cold soft bed
Without a pillow and unfed
Beneath the covers I could feel
My stomach's out-cry for a meal
I felt the churning of it grow
Into a burning dynamo
I thought it said with every quake
Cheesecake, cheesecake, consume cheesecake
Eat all you wish, eat all you wish
Aren't you feeling devilish


Parody of "The Watch" by Frances Cornford