Stupid superhero

Written by: Dino Spahillari

In his la-la-world
he is a superhero
fake teeth
fake hair
fake love
fake dreams
instead of wife
has a decoy
plastic figures
instead of kids
mac chicken bites
and burger kings
instead of underwear
playing nonstop 
video games
killing fake monsters 
by thousands
selling ice cubes to eskimoes
and cigarettes
to the cubans
the only super power he has
is sneezing,
and farting hard
and drinking beer 
at the same time...