Love Bite

Written by: Erich Goller

Love Bite (Humorous) A few minutes after an older couple turned in for the night the woman says to her husband; “ honey you forgot to give me a good night kiss” Without saying a word he gets up walks to her bedside and gives her a good night kiss then goes back to bed. A moment later she says, “ honey, you didn’t tuck me in “ Again without saying a word he gets up walks to her bedside and tucks her in then goes back to bed and gets comfortable trying to go to sleep. Now again she says “ Honey, you didn’t give me a love bite like you always do” Now he is getting annoyed but without saying a word he gets up and starts searching around the bedroom, in the bathroom then back again in the bedroom. His wife is waiting and wondering what he is doing, “Honey, are you going to give me a love bite?” Now he is really frustrated, “ Don’t be so impatient dear, I’m looking for my glasses So I can find my teeth!” Dirty Deeds contest August 27