The Dairymaid

Written by: Charles Clive

Her lovely smile, you should be told, is like a pint, that’s topped with gold. Tight curls surround the comely face, just like a golden carapace. Her many lovers, so we hear, forswear their cider, (some their beer) when promised by her little scheme, to share a pot of clotted cream. Temptation is a real curse, when passion leads to something worse. Performing on a milking stool, breaks every Health & Safety Rule! ~
For Craig Cornish's "Funny Poem" Contest - 5th August 2012.